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Colon Calculation: Verb.
The act of pulling numbers and statistics out of ones ass.
Where do you get your information that 75% of poor people are drug users or just plain lazy, that sounds like you've been doing some colon calculation.
by greenbird23 September 26, 2013
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Colon shot

A fart that come right out loud and doesn’t stink. Straight from the colon and does not encounter any barriers before exit
My loud fart surprisingly didn’t stink. I had to explain to my wife it was a colon shot.
by The Vacuum January 15, 2018
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Colon Invasion

Colon Ivasion (see "Ass Rape")when ones ass is invaded by a guys Penis(see "Meat Stick")without permisson.
Ass Rappist: BOO!!!
Victim: Nooo! its the Colon Invader! *Strugles* ... AAAGGHH!!!

^^^ Thus Colon Invasion ^^^
by AutoGoff April 10, 2008
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colon job

someone licking out someone's colon. (inside of the anus)
oh no he just gave me a colon job, now his mouth taste like my bung hole.
by colon man October 21, 2008
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Colonize

When a country invades another country or land for power, money or resources. When the land is invaded it is occupied because the people who colonized it is running the country but they can be forced out by revolution or war
We will colonize that land across the sea
by BAC3822 February 9, 2022
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Colon 3ed

Brain rot and mental fog due to exposure to certain communities (ie the boykisser community) that use :3 and other "cutesy" phrases, this self image of being cutesy and silly causing mental fog and lack of focus is called being Colon 3ed
Person 1: "Did you hear Dan got colon 3ed and dropped out of collage"
Person 2: "Wasn't he going to be a climate scientist"
by fuzzballjr March 29, 2024
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White colonizer

Is definitely a slur and one of the worst ones you can use against white people who’s ancestors were notorious colonizers that would enslave, genocide, wage war against, and rape entire races of people for profit, control, pleasure, because they could and what where you gonna do about it, and status.

As a slur, it can be used against any white peeps n that denies their own privilege, has the attitudes and beliefs of white supremacist, Christian nationalists, or greedy and self centered capitalist, and denies that systematic oppression doesn’t occur at the rate that it actually does—which in this day and age quite a bit. They are typically xenophobic, transphobic, homophobic, biphobic, and sexist as well as disproportionately conservative. They’re often holocaust deniers but in spite of having many belief adjacent to Neo nazism, will be offended if you compare them to Hitler. The costly complain about the “woke” movement and every bit of racially diverse, female, or LGBTQ+ representation that comes in their TV screen as the barked back to the good old days when white colonizers spread their religion, heteronormativity, and other terrible cultural norms forcefully on to people of color all around the world.
1.) Jeff from HR didn’t submit my discrimination report because he and the man who did this to me are both white colonizers.
2.) I think Jose is a Spaniard that hates POC because he said he doesn’t think “Negros” deserve affirmative action and if they’re too stupid to get into college in their own it’s not because systemic oppression and generational poverty make it harder but because they’re too stupid to breed with the white race.
by NotURmomsLIB June 21, 2024
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