Cobra credit

To have credit that is so bad that it sets off alarms and even the sprinklers the kind of credit Homer Simpson had when he tried to buy a car

That n**** try to buy an RV today but got turned down because he had Cobra credit oh hell no that's f***** up

by Cobrakia June 23, 2021

Cobras Up!

to be ready to have the most amazing time and knowledge dropped on you in the form of music or dictation from the second smartest person to ever live.

Happy New Year... Cobras Up!

by kingtocobras January 15, 2012

Cobra yawn

The shape the opening makes when a penis is quickly pulled out of a vagina.

After a fast pounding, he quickly pulled out and left a gaping Cobra Yawn.

by Nucleardictionary November 30, 2017

Cobra Privilege

When your friend Cobra gets things in games more than or before everyone else.

A: "HE GOT ANOTHER EYES ARE YOU KIDDING"
B: "DAMN I just need one for my title come on"
A: "Cobra Privilege!!"

by TITAN482 July 28, 2021

cobra cab

a mid-sized sedan that has only 10% of it's original parts remaining and over 10 years. It's large enough for 5, but can easily accomodate 7. 8 if you include the trunk

8 of us can't fit in the neon, we'll need 2 rides. No problem get the "cobra cab"

by Gianni April 07, 2005

Nocturnal Cobra

When your boy dare you to send a dick pic so you stick the Snapchat cam in your pants and your hoe don't know.

"Boy, last night I pulled a Nocturnal Cobra on my bitch."

by Fupa Friend February 27, 2016

A King Cobra

When you mix jizz with a pairing energy drink of choice.

(preferably your own for best results)

My perfect balanced breakfast is my A King Cobra, It has half the protein of an egg!

by MossyMoe February 07, 2024