closet time

when a guy and a guy get into a closet to engaging in sexual activity in the closet without anybody else knowing while they have a dance party alone.

A: i heard you played seven minutes in heaven with dalton at the party last night

B: oh yeah it was great he is such a good lover im glad we got some closet time

by god of derp October 3, 2011

Closet-tweaker

Someone who is ashamed of doing crystal meth. So they do it in private areas, like a bathroom or closet, all by themselves.

Meth user/addict that uses without anyone knowing.

Closet-tweaker Look at that bitch wiggle, she is a closet tweaker!

by Jilly-Bean November 25, 2018

Closet Shaver

When a man shaves his arm pits, arms, legs, or other part of the body and is secretive about doing so.

A man shaves his arms and wears long sleeve shirts to hide it from his friends. This man is a closet shaver.

by Shortyyguy August 3, 2013

Potato in the closet

That feeling you get when you so stoned, you a potato in the closet, and that makes sense to you.

Yo my nigga, dat dank doe...I'm a potato in the closet right now.

by National Zanthom October 9, 2014

Closet monster

Someone who’s in the closet about there gender or sexual orientation and says and does homophobic and/or sexist thing as a means to cover up the fact that there in the closet

Greg calls woman hoes and bitches and refers to gays as faggots

Greg is a closet monster

by Anna K Carey June 28, 2021

drugs' closet

A closet or small space secretly (or not so secretly) used solely for doing recreational drugs

"Meet me in the drugs' closet in 5"

by Will the real trump pls stand October 28, 2018

closet baby

A baby that was born a natural gay kid/man

Damn, that nigga a closet baby.

by Darktriceratops March 4, 2017