closet time

when a guy and a guy get into a closet to engaging in sexual activity in the closet without anybody else knowing while they have a dance party alone.

A: i heard you played seven minutes in heaven with dalton at the party last night

B: oh yeah it was great he is such a good lover im glad we got some closet time

by god of derp October 3, 2011

Closet-tweaker

Someone who is ashamed of doing crystal meth. So they do it in private areas, like a bathroom or closet, all by themselves.

Meth user/addict that uses without anyone knowing.

Closet-tweaker Look at that bitch wiggle, she is a closet tweaker!

by Jilly-Bean November 25, 2018

closet baby

A baby that was born a natural gay kid/man

Damn, that nigga a closet baby.

by Darktriceratops March 4, 2017

Exploring The Closet

when someone is not quite in the closet nor out of the closet. it's when one is debating whether or not they are gay/les.

" i like him, but i cant tell if he's gay"
"he's probabaly just exploring the closet"

by pandasaresnazzy June 2, 2018

Closet rebel

In the closet about rebeling

Thant nerd is such a closet rebel, James Sladek

by Jdawg420 January 15, 2014

Closet Shaver

When a man shaves his arm pits, arms, legs, or other part of the body and is secretive about doing so.

A man shaves his arms and wears long sleeve shirts to hide it from his friends. This man is a closet shaver.

by Shortyyguy August 3, 2013

closet people

Someone you meet on a social media app who are shady about their true identity

I can't message with you any more, I'm not into closet people

I blocked Matthew, he was too closet people

by Sunlightgirl July 8, 2017