i hate brandon
by IHateBrandonSoMuch May 14, 2020
Get the Brandonmug. a word for guys who like to masturbate while on the phone, play xbox 360 all night, gets drunk and cries to his exes, and go bipolar at any given time during the day. A true Brandon does it all shamelessly. Brandons will murder you while you sleep if you are an ex OR do not kiss his ass and tell him how great he is religously
by Jt425 July 18, 2009
Get the Brandonmug. 
The biggest dickhead ever that just uses girls for sex and hurts girls. Never trust Brandon. he's the worst.
"I'm finally dating Brandon!"
"Gross, I dated him last week and we left me to go to the mall with some girl , than left me for other bitches at a party. But ya know, good luck..."
"Gross, I dated him last week and we left me to go to the mall with some girl , than left me for other bitches at a party. But ya know, good luck..."
by mrs.fuckedyobitch April 6, 2015
Get the Brandonmug. One that exaggerates about the truth and throws in things that never happened, but in his mind they happened. Often drives around with his left arm hanging out of the driver side window with a cigarette in hand. He sits in his car with a partial gangster lean.
Timmy: "I was talking to this girl at the bar and she was a perfect 10! I ended up taking her home and bangin the shit out of her. I did things that made her scream for her momma and the next day I woke up and told her to go home."
John: "But Steve told me that you were with him playing poker that night."
Timmy: "Oh yeah you're right."
John: "Man you just pulled a Brandon."
John: "But Steve told me that you were with him playing poker that night."
Timmy: "Oh yeah you're right."
John: "Man you just pulled a Brandon."
by J Tats October 8, 2011
Get the Brandonmug. Ugly ass faggot with a small dick. No pube hair and has black wires for hair. Repels girls like the plague. Smells like my dogs shit.
by Blue_Jay321 June 23, 2016
Get the Brandonmug. by prettyqueen December 21, 2016
Get the Brandonmug.