Scrap Booking

Taking a family photo album and closing it around an erect member and then proceeding to fornicate with said photo album.

Bonus points are achieved for depositing man goo on Nan's face.

Dave Dench was caught Scrap Booking his mother's favourite album, she was upset.

by Wakers June 1, 2007

blowing your nose

The act of masterbating.

1. Dammmmn she had a nice ass. I am going to go blow my nose.
2. I am so horny I am going to go blow my nose.
3. I have to go to the bathroom and blow my nose.

by Wicket the Ewok August 29, 2005

boking

the act of one's scrotum smacking the grundle of another during intercourse

Man you could totally here him boking her grundle last night in the bathroom!

by mammoryglandzz August 16, 2009

blowing doors

To be extremely messed up on ecstasy.

Man we were blowing doors after everyone ate that last pill.

by djtime August 4, 2006

blocking da cock

Playa hatin' on a male's dick

I was fuckin' with her best friend and so wen I tried to holla at her, the other friend was blocking da cock.

by Fresh22 August 5, 2007

booking my face

The much more awesome way of saying you were just on face book doing some important shit like always.

Punk: Hey todd why wasn't your punk ass at practice today?

Badass: I was just booking my face, you know, doing some important shit.

by ben hardass September 23, 2010

Cork Blocking

As a bartender, when you're trying to cut somebody off but their friends keep buying them drinks anyway.

I tried to cut the guy off from the wine but his friends kept cork blocking me and buying him another glass.

by Chip-O December 9, 2008