trash blaster

A Splatoon weapon that has no skill requirements to use and aggravates a majority of players.

“They’ve got three trash blasters on their team!”

by Yudoodis September 16, 2018

Master Blaster

The fattest, longest, most absurdly huge line of ketamine imaginable. Strictly intended for one person to snort all at once. It can and should render the user capable of fourth dimensional space perception and astral travel. (Original term taken from the film "Mad Max")

I watched some head at the show last night knock back a Master Blaster of K. He didn't move or speak for almost an hour afterwards!

by Rawohxela420 September 29, 2018

Pussy destroyer Blaster Edition

The type of genre of music that will make sure you get laid. Blaster edition stands for a record about this genre without any songs on the record. Length of recorded music, 00:00.

explaining to teacher about why he wrote pussy destroyer blaster edition in his locker. Pulls up this on his phone.

by Lockerpussyman May 16, 2018

anus blaster

When your fart Jakes the AC130 chain gun from modern warfare remastered

Damn dude did you make the anus blaster

Yea I did

by Delta54 June 22, 2019

Pond blaster

Cumming in the sink

Person 1: Im gonna fucking hit you with thePond blaster

Person 2: no! I dont know what that means. yet.

Person 1: (n) An excretion. A powerful extrection

Person 2: I dont think thats what it means i think its Cumming in the sink, I dont know bout you

by gamer yoda November 19, 2019

vision blaster

Slang for Victoria bitter, an Australian beer.

Me: You boys keen for some vision blasters this arvo?
Boys: shit yeah!

by Lewi the fly February 22, 2019

Hog Blaster

Someone who jacks off on pigs

Word around school is Brian is a real hog blaster

by JayBush August 16, 2019