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Josie Bishop

The proper name(which itself sounds marvelous) of the only girl in the world. Awesome and brilliant, this girl turns the most terrible thing into the best thing ever. Once you know her, you can't imagine the rest of your life without her. She is so beautiful and smart, that you cannot be indifferent to her presence. There's no actual definition to her name, as it is something you feel, not formulate an opinion about. An advice: don't let her know you like her so soon, and be the best you can to her.
Her name is Josie Bishop, why?
by Jo'ves March 8, 2017
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josie bishop

The proper name(which itself sounds marvelous) of the only girl in the world. Awesome and brilliant, this girl turns the most terrible thing into the best thing ever. Once you know her, you can't imagine the rest of your life without her. She is so beautiful and smart, that you cannot be indifferent to her presence. There's no actual definition to her name, as it is something you feel, not formulate an opinion about, hence any word is just not enough. And anyone that doesn't see that on her cannot deserve a spot on her heart. An advice: don't let her know you like her so soon, and be the best you can to her.
"I think it's Josie Bishop, why?"

"Josie Bishop? Hm, I better ask her."
by Jo'ves March 12, 2017
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Josie Bishop

The proper name(which itself sounds marvelous) of the only girl in the world. Awesome and brilliant, this girl turns the most terrible thing into the best thing ever. Once you know her, you can't imagine the rest of your life without her. She is so beautiful and smart, that you cannot be indifferent to her presence. There's no actual definition to her name, as it is something you feel, not formulate an opinion about, hence any word is just not enough. And anyone that doesn't see that on her cannot deserve a spot on her heart. An advice: don't let her know you like her so soon, and be the best you can to her.
Her name is Josie Bishop, why?
by Jo'ves March 16, 2017
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bishop basher

He was bored so he put on a porno and bashed his bishops helmet off. What a bishop basher.
by Earoeils June 24, 2016
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izzy bishop

Izzy Bishop is a hot as babe who deserves all the love in the world and to be treated with the utmost respect
Is that Izzy bishop, she’s the hottest girl I know
by Xavier6969 January 21, 2018
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Bishoped

When a friend lies about how long they will be gone
Friend: He still hasn’t gotten back?
Friends 2: I think he Bishoped you deadass
by Pale Nigga December 20, 2020
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Choke the Bishop

Another way of saying “jerking off.” This phrase also specifically makes fun of the fact that bishops and their hats look like a penis, thus the phrase “Choking the Bishop” where Bishop is the fill in for Penis and Choking is the fill in for a persons grip while they masturbate
I plan to head home and Choke the Bishop while watching some porn on the good old flatscreen
by RangerR1234 December 22, 2020
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