jesus

your mother yes she was a lady

jesus is your mother

by Gman312 June 2, 2019

jesus

FUCK!!! jesus is shit mang

i just took a fucking jesus

by medical doser!!! March 18, 2020

jesus

jesus is a really sweet guy and loyal he'll always be there when you need him whenever you need someone to talk to he's the guy you should talk to.

girl: can we talk?

jesus: yes

by jesus646 October 8, 2018

jesus

me

i am jesus

by celeste2113 April 14, 2020

jesus

a cool magic man with a toxic fan base

hey have you heard of Jesus jet?

by sampossident August 23, 2021

jesus

awesome

jesus saved me from skittles

by grayson alexander November 1, 2019

Jesus

My straight up homeboy from heaven

Yo Jesus is the homie he is the reason I get to be rich and happy in my crib of heaven

by RainTube September 21, 2018