Usually sold at 7-11 or other convenience stores, a whack pack is a collection of outdated porn magazines, usually three or four to a pack, wrapped in plastic, and sold at a discount.
While preparing for a marathon jerk-off session in his hotel room, John stopped by the local Quickie Mart and bought himself a whack pack.
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Get the Whack pack mug.Any item or material used to wipe up semen after whacking off. Urban lore typically holds the sock as the most common whack wipe.
I used my grandma’s kitchen apron as a whack wipe.
I was rubbing one out on the couch and blew a rope so hard it shot on the window curtain so I just used the curtain for my whack wipe.
It’s time to retire the tube sock in the bed. It’s so crusty it’s time for a new whack wipe.
I was rubbing one out on the couch and blew a rope so hard it shot on the window curtain so I just used the curtain for my whack wipe.
It’s time to retire the tube sock in the bed. It’s so crusty it’s time for a new whack wipe.
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Get the Pooj whack mug.When a person of power such as Harvey Weinstein or Louis C.K. forces women to watch them masterbate.
Can also be used as a surprise form of masterbation to unsuspecting victims.
First used on twitter by comedian Owen Benjamin on 11/9/2017 in reference to Louis C.K.
Can also be used as a surprise form of masterbation to unsuspecting victims.
First used on twitter by comedian Owen Benjamin on 11/9/2017 in reference to Louis C.K.
Harvey Weinstein force whacked into a potted plant in front of Lauren Sivan.
Or
Louis C.K. force whacked in front of Dana Min Goodman and Julia Wolov in a Colorado hotel room.
Or
Louis C.K. force whacked in front of Dana Min Goodman and Julia Wolov in a Colorado hotel room.
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Get the Whack-A-Mole mug.The opposite of a mackdaddy. A man who tries to portray the image of a confident, suave, ladies man and is actually perceived as a poser, or a joke.
This term also applies to sugar daddies who fall short of the basic standards set forth in a sugar daddy/sugar baby relationship. These whackdaddies will want to play the role but only for the perks associated and not because that are true sugar daddy material.
This term also applies to sugar daddies who fall short of the basic standards set forth in a sugar daddy/sugar baby relationship. These whackdaddies will want to play the role but only for the perks associated and not because that are true sugar daddy material.
That guy over at the bar is such a whack daddy! He used the oldest line in the book to get my numbert.
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Get the WHACK daddy mug.The common practice of using chat programs and/or online dating websites for the sole purpose of getting off. Similar to sexting, only using established chat programs or internet sites with profile pics to masturbate.
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