Richard Fitswell

Richard Fitswell is an alias that people with a micro penis refer to themselves as. Usually a compensating for the small member they were born with. His body kept growing but his dick never did. These people are manipulative, abusive, and tend to bully others or cause problems for anyone they are in contact with.

Porn Director: what have you decided on for a porn name?
Keith: I want the world to call me Richard Fitswell!

Porn Director: *laughs* I suppose you could fit well in everything with a 2 inch chop like the one you got.

Keith: *sobs* fuck you then. I don’t really want to fuck a pussy anyways. I thought this was a Twink porn interview. Would you happen to be into trading football cards?

Porn Director: get the fuck outta my office!

by TwiztedSnowman January 7, 2022

Max Richarding it

Talking in appealing high pitched voice when somewhat nervous. A boyish charm.

Brian: Man, Dick, you sure seemed nervous around Molly.
Dick: Yea, i really was Max Richarding it, wasn't I.

by thrid_wheel_on_a_unicycle February 14, 2010

Richard Cancer

Richard Cancer, is contractible only by people named Richard and it can occur in the little finger, scrotum, rectum or Weenus. It is treatable only by guzzling a gallon of Goat Semen each day.

"Oh Boy, my friend Dick has gotten Richard Cancer on his Weenus"

by Bammie Wham May 15, 2016

Logan Richards

Coolest guy out there he has the best smile and he always makes people laugh. He’s inducted but shouldint be because he’s awesome. Logan’s always are hot and are amazing at football but better at basketball. They hang around good people but always have one good friend who keeps them on their feet Logan’s are truely amazing

Girl: omg the Logan Richards guy is so cute

Boy : he must be one of the boys

by Anonymous wide receiver November 8, 2020

Poor Richards

Poor Richards are hundred dollar bills. "Poor Richard's Almanack" (sometimes Almanac) was a yearly almanac published by Benjamin Franklin, who adopted the pseudonym of "Poor Richard" or "Richard Saunders" for this purpose. You can use the term Poor Richards instead of hunnits or ben franks or large bills, etc.

~ Rich Lonely ~

i been stackin poor richards my g.

by richlonely June 24, 2021

Skiddy Richard

When she attempts a Hot Richard but squeezes to hard and sharts over your clam hammer.

I accidentally gave him a Skiddy Richard, now he has shit all over his cock

by Bigped July 22, 2023

Richard Avenue

A street in Shippensburg that is known for crazy parties any day of the week, cops favorite place to catch people, free hot dogs, pong tables as lawn ornaments, tanning on roofs, toga parties.

Richard Avenue can be full of toga parties, hot dog stands, craziness, and drunks

by tomboy0946 November 25, 2010