by Bidybab Afton November 12, 2018
The man with the Magnum Dong.
Jon Walker, in the showers: oh oh OH O, I dropped, my MONSTER CONDOM that I use for my M A G N U M D O N G
by Beter Bentz August 15, 2018
Putting the thumb in the pussy and pinky in the anus. Refers to Senator Jon Tester who lost 3 fingers in a meat grinder.
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by Caleb Is EPIC October 16, 2020
a confusing relationship thats almost like dating where they both love eachother but live too far away to make anything happen <3333
by bi0nca April 21, 2019
Jon-Michael is a true friend, loyal to the core, and great at making fat jokes. He is known through many circles as a MILF-hunter. Cigar aficionado and lightweight beer drinker, Jon-Michael never disappoints to bring the good times. Athletic and muscular with a prize-winning beard and other hyper-masculine traits, Jon-Michael is able to entice any woman, and endanger any existing relationship with his handsomeness and charm. Often seen sipping bourbon around hotel fire pits with married women clinging to his bulging biceps. An absolute Grade-A panty dropper.
by DoubleChinWinner November 23, 2021