Jason

A person that sings in class to the linus and lucy song. Also blocks walkways with chair. Corrects Teacher.

Jason:"Actually Colonel Sanders was a real Colonel that dropped fried chicken from his plane instead of bombs.
Guy:"Oh that must be Jason correcting the teacher"

by 69770609 January 27, 2019

Jason

He sucks dick at fortnite

Jason sucks and uses a controller when playing fortnite

by Jillian jay October 30, 2018

Jason

The biggest simp in the world, also looks like a girl

Jason likes YuTong

by angelo is a snake March 11, 2020

Jason

Usually is a player put can’t pull any girls you’ll see him simp for girls but nothing ever happens, ego is always as big as their forehead

Man Jason’s been simping for a month and he’s still single

by Car_Man June 24, 2020

Jason

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT.

True Story.

John: Hey Jason!
Jason: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT

by Techxual December 28, 2017

Jason

A Jason is a total bookworm . He is overweight and has nothing to do except to read his long ass books. He loves books so much, he will eat the shit out of them!

Mary: Is that Jason over there?
Scott : Fuck, it is!
Mary: hide before he eats you and your books!

by Minecraft Master June 3, 2018

Jason

Being a Jason. Very similar to a Karen but they lost their shit more if you call them one. They also like to be mean to Karen’s.

Seriously bro stop being such a Jason.

by Soya555 February 9, 2021