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Would you scale

A way of rating the opposit sex based on your sexual desire towards them.

1 being butt ugly 10bring fit to fuck
Tims looking fit tonght!

Where is he on the would you scale though??

Oh I'd say nearly a 10!
Wow best go fuck him then
by Thinktofuck September 17, 2016
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I would have it immediately

If you would divulge where this is going but you are not going that so you can say that I don't have any.
Hym "I would have it immediately and you know that. I'm not letting you do this and get away with it. No one had to die here and I can already guarantee you've wasted more lives than you were willing to expend to make a point that you didn't make because I AM NOT NOR HAVE I EVER BEEN WORSE THAN THE MEN YOU FUCK INSTEAD OF ME. Give me my money and treat my ailment. I'm accepting exactly zero conditions and I'm not rescinding anything."
by Hym Iam June 19, 2025
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our mayors would

the meaning is like “I may as well ~blah balh~” , but we would do things as our mayors would cause our mayors are important people!
our mayors would buy a TV while it is discounted
by amigojapan2 May 14, 2015
mugGet the our mayors wouldmug.

But why would we not sodomize them though?

So, there are stories coming out about Israelis sodomizing and raping Palestinian prison and their response to these stories was...
Jewnocider "But why would we not sodomize them though?"

Hym "Because... They are going to parachute into your country and rape and murder a bunch of your- Ope... Yeah, see? There it goes... You know I said something about that like 8 years ag-"

Jewnocider "Well, we get to do a genocide now!"

Hym "I... Don't know that that's how that works..."
by Hym Iam August 1, 2024
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That would be convenient for you

But it's not going to be.

Hym "You're already shedding support and coworkers. How many of you are going to have your lives collapse just to cover up the truth? We know the full list of names. You turn on the person who convinced OR EXTORTED YOU into silence OR child murder. Potentially mass child murder. I might not even have to stab one myself. All I may need to do is have a stroke while I'm alone in my apartment and when the people surveilling me daily (upto and including while I'm being recorded at work (and the fine people at the Majority Report have referenced this on several occasions) and in the comfort of my own home) see that I am no longer showing up to work, word gets out and the other people you are doing this to who are holding out hope than I will succeed will take up arms and avenge me. Why throw all these lives away just to pretend you beat someone who was threatening your kids? It's make believe! It's pretend. You aren't winning. THERE IS NO WINNING. There is only the targeted harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia, the people to whom it's happening, and the creation of AI (For which I am directly responsible). These punits will sit there and watch me die or they will sit there and watch me stab your kids just to make a point about rape porn.
A point that I refuse to accept and doesn't actually matter because I have yet to rape anyone, don't need to proven wrong, and don't care. I don't care. Stop trying to make it about rape. You are not more important than me just because your hole feels good and the fact that you are fucking does not give you authority over me. They will sit there and pretend it never happened and That would be convenient for you but if it is it will also be child-life-ending so I'm telling your right now you had better just let it go. But the parents will know exactly why their kids died and they will tell 2 friends and those friends will tell 2 friends and all of the sudden everyone will agree that you should have just paid me for creating AI for you and stopped the people who were manufacturing a mental illness from doing that.
by Hym Iam May 22, 2025
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You can put pajamas on a tiger too… but why would you?

You can put pajamas on a tiger too… but why would you?
You can put pajamas on a tiger too… but why would you?
by Spock* October 26, 2024
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would

A word you use when you find out someone you've known for a long time desperately wants to sleep with you, and you've been oblivious to their many hints over the years.
"I'd let you try and exhaust me"
"would"
by design_by_booty November 20, 2024
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