Anti-woke

Anti-woke. is when you know that the liberals that control the "Woke" agenda are nothing but stale bits of excrement and feces, that you have to clean off your shoes.

Jay is so anti-woke now. he laughs at when the liberals get stupid with their "woke" dogshit agenda

by Nunyo Business June 2, 2022

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Staying "Woke"

When you learn a really mind-blowing fact that you have never realized before.

Bruh y'all know that cacti is the multiplum from fucking Cactus. "shit" another person says. Fuck we be Staying "Woke" or Woke for short.

by fjll August 17, 2017

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A person who believes that any ideological view is acceptable as long as it does not differ from their own.

It is derived from Henry Ford's quote "any customer can have a car painted any colour he wants, as long as its black".

Woke Fordian's exist at all points on the political spectrum and are typically inflexible to views that do not align with their own. In the extreme, this can lead to all sorts of malicious action being inflicted by people who hold different ideological views than the person they are targeting.

Guy 1: "Sandra just screeched at me because I said I didn't believe in universal health care. Guy 2: "What? Really?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, she kept shouting that I was wrong and that I shouldn't be allowed to share my opinion anymore"
Guy 2: "Wow, I had no idea she was a Woke Fordian"

by Souper Rare January 8, 2022

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