pickled wiener

When a man goes without bathing for over a month and his penis smells like it's been pickled.

Visible identifiers of a pickled wiener would include clumps of smegma sticking out of the foreskin, flies, and ingrown hairs.

"I'm not giving you head until you wash that pickled wiener between your legs"

by TheSlyfoxninja August 2, 2023

Wienering

The art of giving your significant other dick.

I am about to give my girl friend a semi mediocre wienering.

by Zukjunkie13 February 10, 2022

Whipped cream wiener

A pussy ass whipped dick that cums from the tip of the cock when smacked

That whipped cream wienercame all over his hoes ass after I smacked it around real good

by WABBIT TWAKER June 6, 2015

Green-Wienered

(Verb) When your boss mandates a task at or near the end of your shift, especially after an already long or strenuous day, not to be confused with voluntary overtime. While the origin is unclear it is widely believed to be derived from the fact that “hot dogs” turn green when left out for too long.

“Nobody wanted to run that last delivery last night so Steve got green-wienered again.”

“Sorry babe, I’m not going to make it for dinner tonight, we had a last second walk in and I got green-wienered!”

by Montgomery23 March 15, 2023

Wiener

Long thing that looks like skin and you put in your mouth

5 little happy stars! Hey kid wanna wiener in your mouth?

by Alpsiumnomyo (aka joe mama) September 21, 2023

Wiener crack

A joke targeting to a man (typically done in a joking manner) towards his physical appearance. They also tend to make fun of one’s troubles in the bedroom.

John gave a good wiener crack on Chris .everyone was laughing except Chris as for he found it mean and rude

by Dherky December 29, 2021

Wiener Whistle

When you suck a dick and it somehow makes the sound of a whistle.

Dude last night it got so awkward when she made that wiener whistle.

by SoulOfDragon May 23, 2016