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drunk 16 yo : lets jump in the Walmart ball kart

his or her friends :YAS babby
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walmart board

a slang term used to describe a skateboard bought from a store such as walmart, target, dicks, academy, or basically anywhere else. usually made from cheap crap thats hardly discernible from cardboard.
by nirvana thing May 27, 2021
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Walmart cowboy

Definition of Walmart cowboy is ethan bangs.
by Cookielover1991 November 5, 2021
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walmart texas

tennesee is a stupid wasteland i like to call walmart texas. the only stores we have are dollar generals and walmart, and everyone talks with an obnoxious country accent. walmart texas is also the equivalent of a nuclear apocalypse 24/7
person 1: Hey im going to tennesee on vacation!
person 2: welp have fun at walmart texas
by applepiemommy September 8, 2021
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walmik

The most sweetest, happiest, helping kindest and lovable person you'll ever meet. Even though he hides his feelings most of the time, he'll never let any bad news he hears affect anyone. You can tell him anything and he won't judge. You would be lucky to have a Walmik in your life.
Girl : hey walmik, how's it going?
Boy : All good, and what about you?
by Guruvariy November 22, 2021
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walmart chicken

A concerning reality that male Walmart employees stick their gentlemen's shaft into the hot ready to eat chicken.
customer (ryan): excuse me, do you have any more Walmart chicken?

Walmart employee (lance): don’t ever buy no chicken from Walmart.
by Rogerdoger15 November 28, 2021
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Walmart Reject

walmart is a dump and bad. Reject is someone no one likes and is very stupid. Walmart is just way worse and funnier then reject
John: Did you see Kimme thinks the eiffel tower is 10 feet tall
Joe: OMG she’s a walmart reject
by walmartrejectceo May 16, 2022
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