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To Walrus: The art of drinking two drinks at the same time, with a straw in each drink.
Hey man, are you really going to WALRUS those vodka-orange juices??

-Yeah, you know how I be
by DatBootygoonBoi March 24, 2018
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dehydrated walrus

A subspecies of women that weighs at least 200 lbs, and can't seem to drink enough alcohol as if she were dehydrated. She is also loud, obnoxious, and a complete cock block. She will purposely sabotage you from hooking up with any of her friends and insist you buy her more drinks because nobody will fuck a dehydrated walrus.
"I will never get a shot with Mary. Her friend, the dehydrated walrus, is killing my bank."
Bar tender - "Sorry sir we have no Shmirnoff, Bud Lights, or Twisted Teas. That pack of dehydrated walruses have damn near drank this bar dry!"
by Biff Spankskn aka Gator February 21, 2014
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walrus

walruses are also one of the best anti-doggith animals. they were the tanksinsteins and also were very good at attacking the doggiths with there tusks. they were the best counter to the wilderbeest because of there size. Walruses are definitely top 3 best anti-doggith animals.
pigeon - yo walrus i scouted them wilderbeest go fuck there dads up.

walrus - sure cah, ill fuck there dads up

walrus are the best
by DWN November 16, 2021
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irish walrus

When you don't have a good comeback like ,"fucking Jew Bagel," so you think of random shit. If you tried to define this Y0ur m0m Gay!
Awww you shit on my head you fucking Irish Walrus.
by Thickest B0Y May 17, 2018
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wednesday walrus

on wednesday when a fat guy hops on top of you and screams while he punctures your hole
by 11yearoldfatguy December 13, 2021
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walrus punch

When you ram your entire head in a womens vagina.
B*tch was super kinky so I had to give her the 'ol walrus punch in the ham wallet.
by k00ksta July 30, 2021
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Walrus

The act of hitting two vapes and/or dab pens simultaneously.

Synonym - Tusk
"Yo, homeboy, gimme your pen."

"Don't you have your own?"

"Yeah but I'm gonna walrus it for a minute."
by Snarphf September 3, 2022
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