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Vanessa

She is a funny, asthmatic schizophrenic little shit and dyslexic autistic little freak
Someone:I would hate to be a “Vanessa

Someone eles:same she’s autistic
by Samanthaisthebest March 19, 2022
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vanessa dib sarkis

A vanessa dib sarkis a poisonous reptile.
by soccer1719 September 12, 2016
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Vanessa

The perfect woman. Vanessa is someone who is mysterious until you get to know her. Vanessa is curious about the world and loves to travel. It takes time for her to open up but once you’re in she’s got your back. Vanessa values honesty and has a great sense of reading people. She feeds of good vibes and doesn’t like fake people or drama. A loyal person at heart, you will want her to be your best friend, and if that does happen you will fall in love with her. Vanessa has a unique sense of fashion and will often wear a mismatch of socks. She’s a dreamer, passionate, hard worker and is a pain in the ass. Vanessa is a fighter, she stands up what for she believes in and goes out of her way to help others. Her beautiful brown eyes and long brown hair will melt your heart. Her smile lights up a room. She’s characterised by fearlessness and a seductive nature. Her laugh can’t help but make you smile. Vanessa has been through hell but her fighting spirit makes her stronger and better than before. There’s something about her. You catch yourself thinking of her. Once you love her, it’s hard to be apart. Vanessa is a girl you come across once in a lifetime. There’s no one else like her. The closer you get to her, the more she’ll change your life for the better. If you let Vanessa go, you’ll regret it for the rest of your life.
“So you know Vanessa?”
Yeah I know her, she’s amazing
by V1988 February 13, 2022
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Vanessa

How's Vanessa looking today

Oh, she's always very pulchritudinous
by PhantomToby December 21, 2019
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Vanessa

Vanessa is a beautiful girl with stunning brown eyes, and a beautiful smile.
"Yo bro, your girl is a Vanessa."
"I know right, I just love her beautiful smile."
by nesshroom February 20, 2022
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Vanessa

Tooty booty (someone that farts in people faces)
Vanessa farted in my face and I cried
by anonymous April 14, 2024
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Vanessa

A lying back stabbing hoe she will do anything to hurt u dont trust that bitch
Carl:oop there goes vanessa
Jj:HIDE UR KIDS HIDE YOUR WIFE HIDE YOUR DAD JUST RUN
by Kool.aid May 10, 2019
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