vag-stallion

One who has so much sex that they begin to resemble a horse; a person that totally wrecks house in all aspects of life.

Joe: Dude do you see this s**t?!

Sam: Yea, that kid's a total vag-stallion at cod!

by ďř.mxp¥ January 17, 2011

F.O.R.D. Vag

F.O.R.D. Vag stands for Fucked Over Rebuilt Dick vagina. Used when warning the homie before he gets trapped by a trans women.

Bro: what are you doing tonight?
Homie: I think finally got a shot that girl I saw at that party.

Bro: OH shit, didn't nobody tell you?

Homie: Tell me what?

Bro: Naw dog, she sporting F.O.R.D. vag under that hood. Got to let you know before you test drive it.
Homie: Good look'in my boy, almost got my ass caught up being seen in that car.
Bro: Always got your back.

by Zombiewriter75 August 10, 2022

Vag Slap

A vag slap is when a male or female decides not only to play with, in, or around the vagina hole but instead initiates a slight pat of the vag. A noise follows and your dignity falls. Usually two slaps occur in a synchronized fashion, such as *Slap Slap*. There is a corresponding song that goes to the beat of "Can I Get A Clap Clap?" but instead the lyrics are "Can I Get A Vag Slap?"

Arbys Employee: Welcome to Arbys, home of the fucking bombest food ever, what can I get you?

Danielle: Can I Get A Vag Slap?

Arbys Employee: *Slap Slap*

by Google GaGa May 19, 2009

back-vag

When a persons ass crack is showing above the waist of their pants creating a vagina like crack on their backside.

Mike "Dude, that girl in front of us in economics totally had a back-vag going on."
Al "I know man. It was so hot."
Mike "Dude! She was 300 pounds at least!"
Al "I know."

by Adam Woodard December 14, 2008

ice vag

the act of inserting an ice cube into a vagina and then eating it out. (for pleasure)

"i SO ate ice out of hope's smelly ice vag this weekend!"

by lauria green September 29, 2009

Vag-fat

refers to a skank or whore's vagina that has started sagging from a shit load of use.

person 1: Dude I can't wait to bang her
person 2: I wouldn't bang that! She's got vag-fat
person 1: Ew. dude, screw that I'm gonna go bang your siter instead.

by Pimpster7 October 2, 2007

pocket vag

The kind of girl men usually are in a relationship with/marry, who are plainer boring non-talkative subdued women because its the next best thing to having nothing at all, its like having a pet that you can f*ck. They're usually brunette and short and somewhat pretty but never beautiful.
(go to maxim.com you'll find a lot or your local club)

2 hot single girls walk into a grocery store and see a pocket vag in the wonder bread isle with her boyfriend.

girl 1: it's not fair we're hot and still single!
girl 2: it's because we're not pocket vags

by maribbaby October 9, 2009