van marrum

to break up with a long term boyfriend then proceding to fornicate with everyone in sight

brendan: dude that chick is totally pulling a van marrum on mike

by cum slinger December 2, 2009

Hop the van

1) When someone behaves so crazily, they need to be escorted to the Psychiatric Ward.
2) When you enter an object of transportation and do not pay before exiting.
3) When those that are in your company suddenly begin to mistreat you for no apparent reason.
4) When you are watching T.V. and it suddenly seems that the storyline is based is you.

1) This dude is clocking me so hard, it may be time he hop the van.
2) Last night I got so drunk, I lost my wallet and hopped the van.
3) Due to Danny hopping the van, I went out clubbing last night.
4) Yo, I was watchin' Law and Order last night and I promise you it hopped the van.

by Cheri Hard September 5, 2014

Van Doren

The last name of a popular Pin-up model, Mamie Van Doren.
It is also the last name of extremely beautiful and smart women everywhere.

"Damn that girl is smokin'! She must be a Van Doren!"

by Bessiegirl September 25, 2008

catering van

Slang for Caterham - a range of cars widely regarded as some of the finest drivers cars available for sensible money.

Based on a Lotus which was created ages ago.. probably the 12th century, though that is just a guess.

Been out in the catering van at the weekend, so excuse me if I'm spitting flies for the rest of the day.

by matt-leics April 14, 2004

Ir-Van

ivan is cool

ooohh ir-van

by TP:SAIO April 29, 2003

checkered vans

Checkered vans are what Vsco girls wear.

"Hey I like your checkered vans".

by Hurricane Katrina 16 October 16, 2019

CM Van

A Large van, Usualy an 80's econoline, with no side or rear windows. No interior, or a shag-like carpet interior. No back seats. Often smells like a blood of semen and motor parts. Also known as a child molestor Van.

"Did you see Tom's new van?"

"Yeah, but I'm scared to ride in it, it's a total CM van dude"

by Josef6000 September 1, 2005