bum trumpet

An extremely loud fart made deliberately

Johnny let out a bum trumpet while sitting on the couch with his sister.

by cold_eyes May 31, 2014

Piss Trumpet

a dope electronic synth for dubstep

yo did you hear that piss trumpet in that dubstep song?

by The Gun 88 September 18, 2012

trumpet hoe

i bitch who won’t shut the fuck up and sounds like a trumpet

have you ever met rebecca?
yeah she’s such a trumpet hoe!

by beepboopbopbitch September 5, 2019

Trumpeter's Loft

n. A rather windy anal passage. Alternatively, a recess positioned above the Great Hall in Stirling Castle to allow the Trumpeter to play a fanfayre upon the guests arrival.

Oh Mr Darcy, I appear to have let one fly from my Trumpeter's Loft

by Smokemypole 781 May 5, 2011

Holy Trumpet

Similar to a brainer when smoking a joint, you put a joint in your ass and fart a nasty brainer into another person's mouth. That person will be on their knees accepting the brainer, in a praying position. While pinching the joint in the ass, it's guaranteed to make a high pitched horn sound. Hence, a Holy Trumpet.

She blew the nastiest Holy Trumpet the other night. Knocked me on my ass so hard I got religious for a minute.

by Dean Modified October 2, 2014

Spunk trumpet

CUming into a trumpet and playing it into your significant others butt hole or fanny , fun for all the family

Bill - sorry John I can’t met today I’m giving cousins Stacy a good spunk trumpet

by Smelly toe 6942 April 4, 2021

playing the trumpet

When you blow a guy like you blow a trumpet

Bandie# 1 where showing Sean your flute skills last night?
Bandie# 2 no, I was 'playing the trumpet'

for him.

by Biggius Dickus January 4, 2020