trumpet fudge

Shitty residue left on knob after faecal foraging,

My cock were full of trumpet fudge after I had piped her arse

by Engleflange Mcmangletrumpet March 30, 2014

tight trumpet

When the lips touch the anus, and the recipient farts and the trumpet "player" blows out of their lips creating a trumpet noise.

Helen is the best tight trumpet player I've had, so good that I released my bowels...

by GoodnCrazyMan February 7, 2017

trumpet hoe

i bitch who won’t shut the fuck up and sounds like a trumpet

have you ever met rebecca?
yeah she’s such a trumpet hoe!

by beepboopbopbitch September 5, 2019

playing the trumpet

When you blow a guy like you blow a trumpet

Bandie# 1 where showing Sean your flute skills last night?
Bandie# 2 no, I was 'playing the trumpet'

for him.

by Biggius Dickus January 4, 2020

Spunk trumpet

CUming into a trumpet and playing it into your significant others butt hole or fanny , fun for all the family

Bill - sorry John I can’t met today I’m giving cousins Stacy a good spunk trumpet

by Smelly toe 6942 April 4, 2021

Trumpeter's Loft

n. A rather windy anal passage. Alternatively, a recess positioned above the Great Hall in Stirling Castle to allow the Trumpeter to play a fanfayre upon the guests arrival.

Oh Mr Darcy, I appear to have let one fly from my Trumpeter's Loft

by Smokemypole 781 May 5, 2011

Trumpet Job

One who sticks his dick in a trumpet bell while another guy sucks on the mouthpiece of the trumpet to create a suction vortex within the trumpet

I gave my friend Harry a trumpet job during band practice.

by Trumpet god 69 November 7, 2018