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Tristan

Cool, tall and generally underdeveloped brain but yet he's smart
You are so dumb that you are almost Tristan
by mastergang November 22, 2021
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Tristan

If you are named this, you might as well kill yourself because your gay as fuck
Are you a Tristan
by Jevier March 9, 2020
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Tristan

: Tristan played me

By: fuck u I ain’t gonna say who
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Tristan

Guy who buys lots of surfboards
That Tristan just bought his third surf board this month!!
by Jannie de villiers January 22, 2023
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Tristan

hyprocritical douche bag that’ll break your heart and believe all the bull shit your “best friend” tells him also a player & no not just hockey
“Wow Tristan is such an ass”
I know did u see what he did to SP, unbelievable and such a hypocrite
by anonymous1001234 December 8, 2018
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tristan

tristan is such an amazing guy you should keep forever. he’s really respectful and sweet but also dominant and rough in bed. he will care for you and make you laugh and make you feel like the luckiest girl in the world. he always dreams about you and he feels like he isn’t good enough, when really he’s one in a billion.
“she’s so lucky to have tristan..”
by australiapuzzy May 9, 2021
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Tristanitis

A disease that makes you like Tristan. It also has many side effects like:
-Clumsiness
-No life
-Decrease in brain cells
-No friends
-Extreme attraction to men
-Trips over empty boxes and backpacks
-Bad Grades
-Bad taste in music
-Being a ripoff Jack Harlow
-Uncircumcised

-No dad
-Has rooster hair
-Has unusual fetishes

And many more...
It's something you should really want to avoid, it's not something to joke about either. There is no treatment and no cure.
Guy 1 "That guy is retarded"
Guy 2 "He must have Tristanitis"
Guy 1 "On god"
Guy 2 "Must be a skill problem"
by hehastristanphobia November 30, 2022
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