Tool

the definition of tool....is in regards to being a prison guard's "friend"...other in mates will think of you as a "toolbox". Therefore, sticking there tool in your ass!

Kelly took a pack of smokes from a prison guard, later that day he was called a tool, and took it up the bum later.

by Arcolite May 25, 2007

Tool

Loser. Dork. One who reads HP and listens to emo music. And spend the weekends alone or with their other tool friend(s).

Ryan reads and has emotions therefor he is a tool.

It's official, I'm a tool.

by Kaytaybay August 27, 2005

Tool

Christofer Drew Ingle, lead singer of Never Shout Never!

/looks at picture of Chris covering his nipples
"God, what a tool."

by OtterKnowsBest May 30, 2009

tool

a slang term for a fireman
usually a pistol of some sort

tool on deck
when u see me bruh u kno i'm tooled up

by mrd1 September 29, 2007

tool

person who schedules their social habits such as drinking or smoking up.

Lindsay and Katie are huge tools for scheduling their drinking time yesterday... and are now toolboxes because they also schedule their smoke ride to follow.

by dmbdon29 December 15, 2008

tool

A person who is a complete round-about. Someone who tinkers or toys with things for no reason. Someone who fixes things that aren't broken or who just wanders around without being aware of their surroundings.

"How come he doesn't see us waving?"

"He's toolish by nature."

by dredlockpolitics April 14, 2006

Tool

tool; a disgracefull waste of a life with beliefs bordering on insane.

examples of tool include but are not limited to, tom cruise, the karddashians, barack obama and, of course, luke

by thedr00kenirish June 5, 2009