Cock and ball torture

the act of torturing the cock and balls

what Person dad likes to do
Person 1: hey man guess what my dad just did with my mum
Person 2: what?
Person 1: Cock and ball torture
Person 2: OH man, get me in on that

by Drysauce123456789 February 27, 2019

Guido torpedo

Any kind of fast car that a guido would drive or does drive with the tendency to explode when driven into a solid structure at high speeds.

Guido "Did you hear about Kevin"
other Guido"no"
Guido "Well turns out he took out half of rite-aid with his guido torpedo when he was trying to get some hair gel"
other Guido "Fucking waste of a V-dub"

by Dirty Dorian March 29, 2007

tornado pole

A pole often confused with a stripper pole because of their similarities. During a tornado one secures them self to the pole and holds on for dear life.

"If it weren't for my tornado pole I would have been blown away!"

by totallyfakeaccount January 15, 2009

Torchmark Fattie

Noun: Someone who works at Torchmark, sits on their ass all day, and their only form of exercise is getting up to go to the vending machine for more snacks

I hope I don't get complacent and turn into a Torchmark Fattie.

by Torchmark Superhero April 23, 2009

Torch Queen

A Torch Queen is a homosexual characterized by dramatic hand gestures with cigarette in hand, and frequently results in the burning of persons and property. Normally sighted in gay bars.

If you see that Torch Queen Tony is a club be sure to keep your distance or she will be sure to torch you or your clothing.

by INXS August 19, 2013

tornado bitch

a girl who overreacts to everything, and whenever she's around stuff gets wrecked. she also can be very annoying and bitchy

girl: i hate you so much!
guy: stop being such a tornado bitch

by kiki the firefighter number 2 April 28, 2014

torsoing

Trying to twerk but not really achieving to do so. Moving your butt and trying to twerk but instead of twerking, moving your torso and ass quite fast. Its not a good look.

Tasha: "Yeah. I saw wayne torsoing last night. Not a good look."

Nathan: "yeah my eyes were bleeding!"

by Tashaxxx April 22, 2014