Walrus

The act of smoking two vape carts simultaneously.

It’s called the walrus because the two vape carts look like walrus teeth. Verb: walrusing, walrused

“Steve is crazy, look at him hitting 2 vape carts.” “Yeah, he’s doing the walrus!”

“i just walrused so hard, I can’t stop coughing.”

“Give me both vapes, I’m gonna go full walrus!”

by Plurman July 4, 2024

belching walrus

After a guy blows a wad in a chicks mouth, he puts two fingers over the center of her lips and punches her in the stomach, which causes the jizz to run out of the sides of her mouth and look like walrus tusks.

I did the belching walrus to Suzy last night, she was pissed.

by tttttttttt2121 November 23, 2009

slobbery walrus

Receiving an extra sloppy wet blowjob or rug munching from an obese person.

I took a chance on a chubby at the bar and before I left the parking lot she was already giving me a slobbery walrus.

by gandergandalf April 15, 2015

Blue Walrus

The female equivalent to blue balls.

Alex you better get on your girl, she's got major Blue Walrus going on. She's frisky as fuck and it's distracting me from my work.

by Bubbles69! August 20, 2020

sexy walrus

Like the word, it desicrbes a sexual actively walrus

Damn! That's one hell of a sexy walrus

by UrBuudWill April 2, 2017

Tissue Walrus

A rolled up piece of toilet paper, paper towel, or a similar cloth that is stuck up the nostril to prevent blood from a nosebleed or snot from a runny nose

Jimmy had a cold, so he used a Tissue Walrus

Josh got a nosebleed, so he stopped the bleeding with a Tissue Walrus

by Fanitypis April 23, 2025

Walrus

A man pretending to be what his superiors want him to be, despite what he actually is. Like a circus walrus the man is obedient to his master in order to get fed. The man has no dignity, he does what he is told in order to survive.

I AM THE WALRUS

I am the walrus, he is my master.

by Wallythewalrus October 2, 2017