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van heath

A kind, handsome man who lives in Benton, Ar. A very smart man, who loves to hunt. He is pro-gun and voted for trump....
"I sure wish I was Van Heath"
by Vantheman#1 December 18, 2016
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Van-boy

Van-boy is a nickname for vanity. Sometimes she’s nice sometimes she’s not (she’s a big bully)

She was had a girlfriend but it got taken away by a cool kid name Serena (feels bad)

Had a stalker, named Jose (now please don’t be offended if you’re also named Jose)

Has a very cool friend, that’s Asian, and could easily knock her out one handed. (It’s me)
Van-boy: hi
Other kid: what’s up van-boy?
by Asiancoolkid123 July 5, 2019
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Van Doren

The last name of a popular Pin-up model, Mamie Van Doren.
It is also the last name of extremely beautiful and smart women everywhere.
"Damn that girl is smokin'! She must be a Van Doren!"
by Bessiegirl September 25, 2008
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catering van

Slang for Caterham - a range of cars widely regarded as some of the finest drivers cars available for sensible money.

Based on a Lotus which was created ages ago.. probably the 12th century, though that is just a guess.
Been out in the catering van at the weekend, so excuse me if I'm spitting flies for the rest of the day.
by matt-leics April 14, 2004
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Ir-Van

ooohh ir-van
by TP:SAIO April 29, 2003
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Molesta-van

A non descript Large White Van...usually with tinted windows and no plates.
A van or other large vehicle that appears to be transportation for rapists and kidnappers.
Stay away from that Molesta-van...someone might pop out and offer you candy!!

Haha...your vehicle looks like a creepy molesta-van, I better steer clear or you may try to kidnap me!
by Raquel Miyasato August 27, 2008
mugGet the Molesta-vanmug.

blue van

A type and colour of car that to this day scares the shit out of me.
The story goes...
"We were throwing waterbombs at car's from a nearby hiding place (parking lot). We had many sucessful shot's without any drama's until I saw a blue van. It was more the psycho, murderer looking cunt that was in the blue van that caught my eye. I warned my friend not to throw one at the van, as the guy looked like a hard muh-fucka. He did however and the hardcunt got out and chased me and my friend's for over 1 km!
We finally ran into a driveway and hid under a stranger's house. We could see his leg's moving around out the front of this person's house for about 20 minutes. Just coz of a waterbomb. What a hardcunt.
by Diego July 18, 2003
mugGet the blue vanmug.

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