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tampon tim

The way MAGA republicans salute a 24 year retired Army veteran Tim Walz
Support the troops! The biggest republican hoax ever
Democrat- I love Vice President Tim Walz! He is such a great family man and honorable veteran.
MAGA nutcase- tampon tim!? that guy is stolen valor , I don't even think he ever really served in the military! JD Vance is a better pick for VP!
Democrat- 24 years of military service is a lot more than Bone Spurs Trump
by Trump-Epstein_list_missing August 7, 2024
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tampon friend

a friend that cleans up the mess you made when your at your worst. everyone has one.
Me: This bitch is flippin' all over my facebook status about how i fucked her boyfriend.

Tampon friend: I'm on it honey, slut will wish she never existed
by Mister Doctor Professor Corey September 24, 2011
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used tampon

"I fornicate because I'm a used tampon."
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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Tampon

Tampon: A condescending individual who gives you the feeling of them being inside you, soaking up all your energy and emotional vitality, just like a tampon absorbs period blood.
1. “Ever since Mark became my manager, he’s been such a tampon. He just drains my energy with his constant condescension.”
2. “Ugh, Jane is being a real tampon today. Her snarky comments are just soaking up all my good vibes.”
3. “I can’t deal with Tom right now; he’s acting like a total tampon, making everything about him and leaving me exhausted.”
by iamgezim May 27, 2024
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tampon ripper

The horrible mishap of forgetting to take out your tampon before having sexual relations with a man during your time of the month.
Jack: bruh, the tip of my dick touched Alexis' tampon last night when I was hittin'...
Dave: You're such a tampon ripper my nigga.
by Airhorns @ Midnight August 19, 2016
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Chocolate tampon

A completely useless item or person
The new apprentice is as much use as a chocolate tampon
by Snoopmog October 9, 2022
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tampon eater

A vagina
An insult referring a person or something as a vagina
I wanna see that tampon eater throw up!
Get that tampon eater around my dick
You are such a tampon eater!
by Step-aan-de-accelerator November 21, 2024
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