National students day

November 1st Is a day you get to boss teachers around because it’s National students day

Student: give me $100
Teacher:no
Student:it’s illegal to say that
Teacher:how

Student: it’s November 1st aka National students day
Teacher:oh crap here’s $100

by Iamnotapersonwhodoeshomework October 25, 2023

student bowling

When the hallways are clogged like a fat man's arteries and nobody will get the fuck out of your way, so you hold a binder or backpack out in front of you and plow through everyone. Sometimes you don't need a binder or backpack, just your own pissed off self.

Friend: How did you get to class so early? Those dipshits are always standing around in the halls like herds of sheep.
Me: I just did a little student bowling.
Friend: Awesome.

by Blitzqueen August 20, 2014

LAS Student

A spoilt guy who is either an alcoholic or a drug addict. An LAS Student is a rich spoilt kid that walks around with Gucci, Supreme, LV, or any other brand that costs more than 20 quid for a bloody hoodie. The guys walk around wiping their asses with Benjamin Franklin's and wearing expensive ass clothes which they'll outgrow in about half a year. Meanwhile, the girls will be either having orgies in the toilets or getting ready to suck a dick that night or hitting on a guy twice their age at a party they were either invited to or crashed.
There goes another LAS girl with a guy twice her age.

See that kid with that Supreme hoodie, must be an LAS Student.

by Kahxoeks November 18, 2018

Student Slap

When a teacher gives a student a bad grade for reasons outside of academics, such as political views.

Derived from Bitch Slap.

Because teachers cannot bitch slap, they student slap.

Ander: I got student slapped today.
Sophie: Why?
Ander: Because I said I voted for Trump.

by RainbowEscapist September 6, 2017

Student food

Generally shitty easy to make food, like tv dinners or fast food, eaten by students

Student food doesnt taste very good, but it's easy to make

by BoyarBeloved March 15, 2024

lazy student

That one kid that always comes into class late usually with nothing in their hands. You will usually see them walking around the school (If they decide to even attend) in sweatpants and a sweatshirt. When in group projects they never carry their wait which is quiet bothersome some to other students although they don't mind. People are quite fond of having a lazy student in their presence. They tend to be sarcastic in a funny matter. Students tend to enjoy the company of a lazy student. Some prefer to use the term slacker which is considered more of a insult.

I heard that Emma came into class late without the assignment!

Man she must be one of those lazy students.

by dechicakatherina May 13, 2018

Student Appreciation Day

A in which we recognize the great work of or students. Teacher could not teach with out students.

Every day we celebrate Student Appreciation Day, because there are no schools without students

by anonymous December 2, 2020