Jew goal

An exceptionally shitty way someone gets a goal in hockey

Fucking Jew goal! God damnit

by Steven rain October 10, 2021

shark couple goals

When a couple mimics the behavior of sharks with each other. For example, at the end of a long day when they are sleepy and play the sleepy shark. Or when they want to surprise the other one, and play the surprise shark.

Look at them, shark couple goals

by surprise shark October 19, 2024

goal angel

Term used to describe soccer goalies who go to exceptional lengths to save the ball.

Teammate: “David was a real goal angel last night. He had 13 saves!”

by AkiraSJW7 November 9, 2020

Tas Goals

Tas Goals is more than goals, its amazing. It's the best thing that you can see or do.

"Hey have you seen Susan's new shoes?" "Yeah they're Tas Goals!'

by gossip girl 108 October 14, 2015

field goal post

what happens when there is one person getting perryed from both sides. Much like the eifel tower, the end result of the field goal post looks like a field goal post

We made a field goal post last night and now i can't hear

by Yeah Tone January 6, 2008

Own goal

Changing your own news descriptor from “alleged rapist” to “actual rapist”.

The verdict on actual rapist, Bruce Lehrmann’s two counts of rape in Toowoomba, Queensland have yet to be passed down. (Example for “own goal”)

by grimjimslim April 15, 2024

Anti goals

Natalie’s work microwave

This microwave is below the national average and keeps my food lukewarm, that’s anti goals

by Shaniq Harris April 23, 2025