The kind of guy that'll sugondeez nuts. He will start every conversation with "Bois!" and will do a weird snapping thing.
by Hellias January 6, 2022
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Friend: Bro, Halloween was lit last night!
Me: Yeah, I just wish that john wouldn't have pulled a tanner garrison and said his grandma had a heart attack just so he could finesse my girl.
Friend: Yeah, that's a tanner garrison alright
Me: Agreed
Me: Yeah, I just wish that john wouldn't have pulled a tanner garrison and said his grandma had a heart attack just so he could finesse my girl.
Friend: Yeah, that's a tanner garrison alright
Me: Agreed
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Get the tanner high school mug.Decision making that seems questionable and can appear as deceitful deliberate due to circumstance and lack of communication and tri-angulating assumptions, but instead we’re actually passively orchestrated for financial gain and the dopamine from feeling in control of another because a lack of control ; addiction is present.
, but then you later find out that there was no tannerism and chris is just addicted to gambeling which is why I reached out to you in the first place & due to a sense of betrayal has now lied his way out of owing money on a verbal contract , which would be one of many in a row owed to several people that cared about him;
and had calculated every expense to the nearest dollar until he graciously offered 1000 “for interest” then paying back 200$ in crypto then makes obvious attempts to incite me the lender, over text , and intentionally take things
out of context to provide probable cause
to no longer feel entitled to pay back said loan but in reality was just out of frustration of rapidly deteriorating money due to etherium dropping from 4800$ to 2200$ and losing 1000s per minute gambling.
and had calculated every expense to the nearest dollar until he graciously offered 1000 “for interest” then paying back 200$ in crypto then makes obvious attempts to incite me the lender, over text , and intentionally take things
out of context to provide probable cause
to no longer feel entitled to pay back said loan but in reality was just out of frustration of rapidly deteriorating money due to etherium dropping from 4800$ to 2200$ and losing 1000s per minute gambling.
by Punching bag March 29, 2022
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Tanner is the best guy you will every meet he has beautiful eyes and definetly makes me swoon! If he asks you out you should say yes and keep him forever!
P.S if you ever feel the need to kiss him 8:11 is the time to do it!! ;))
Tanner is the best guy you will every meet he has beautiful eyes and definetly makes me swoon! If he asks you out you should say yes and keep him forever!
P.S if you ever feel the need to kiss him 8:11 is the time to do it!! ;))
by crash=jj October 21, 2020
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