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Shannon

When someone shotguns a beer while in the shower but as they shotgun it they shit themselves and allow it to run down their legs. The more explosive the shit the better the shannon. Typically played by those in Covid-19 quarantine...
Hey have you heard of Shannon, I'm thinking about trying her out what with being in quarantine and all.
by Hahahahahaha2319 November 11, 2020
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Shannonism

When you say something that defies all logic.
When the Titanic sank, why didnt they get their cellphones out? - Shannonism -
by Martymcfries1888 June 1, 2020
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shannon wyatt

Shannon Wyatt is a variety of fun crazy and fear ..... Her many personalities your bound to love one of them ...... Deep dark delightful mystery. .
In for a surprise this new park is so shannon Wyatt.
by anonymous September 15, 2020
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Shannon dodging

a girl creating blasphemous excuses to not hangout with her boyfriend
bro why is she shannon dodging
by coochieloverlandon August 21, 2024
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Shannon Oiler

Shannon Oiler is a 39 year old lesbian mother from Texas, she enjoys eating raw fish and giving birth
1: "You remember Shannon Oiler?"
2: "Yeah she is sexy."
by Shanthewoman42608 September 19, 2021
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Mrs Shannon

Mrs Shannon is one of the most wonderful people inside and out. She cares deeply about people who are in her good books. Once she likes you she will do anything and everything for you and with you. She is a genuinely lovely and good hearted person to know and be around. She is caring kind and once you get to know her has a great sense of humour. She may come across firm and cold but really she is the biggest softie who just cares about you. She has been through hard times but now is truly happy. If you know or are cares about by a Mrs Shannon then treasure them because they truly are amazing people.
The nice person over there is such a Mrs Shannon!
by Meredithxoxo October 15, 2021
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Sexy Shannon

A man that ignites a fire deep within you a flame that can only be cooled by his touch an arousal of every part of your being The anticipation of his touch brings on a uninhibited sense of anxiety and passion a visceral craving that Can only be fed by a sexy Shannon
by NinaMe January 8, 2022
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