Pineapple of Existence

The pineapple from which all things in existence sprang forth

"Warship the Pineapple of Existence"

by Person8999 October 3, 2017

put a pineapple on it

what someone says when they catch someone in a lie or it is used when someone is being disrespectful.

person 1: you're so ugly
person 2: oh put a pineapple on it !

person 1: oh no you didnt!

person 2: oh yes i did!

by Sophia V. April 29, 2020

Pineapple Cock

a penis that has multiple bumps resembling the roughness of the outside of a pineapple

"My pineapple cock looks terrible!"

by shaboinga January 1, 2012

picking pineapples

Wasting time or doing time

Me: Hey wyd
You: picking pineapples

by Amberama June 6, 2017

confused pineapple

A sexual position in where the girl put her knees by her head and the male then procedes to use her breasts in place of a vagina

Dude I was fuckin Lindsay so hard last night, she begged me to Confuse Pineapple her skanky ass! (Confused Pineapple)

by EbonicsForHoes December 10, 2009

pineapple cake

Taiwanese Girl who exclusively dates Caucasian Men.

Wong: “Dude, she is so hot, and we are both Taiwanese! Maybe that will give me a starting point for a conversation?”

Chu: “Nah, Man, she’s a Pineapple Cake. Unless you’ve got pink skin, you’ve got no chance.”

by coleisfantastic January 20, 2018

Pineapple Hairs

The the spiky 'hairs' on top of a pineapple as said by Anix in his bikini bottom video 🍍🍍

"What is that green stuff on top of the pineapple?"
"Oh just pineapple Hairs"

by JazzyJ900 June 16, 2020