Mackenzie’s Law

Makenzie’s Law is a rule used to estimate how early one may have a child. It states that the more unfit of a parent someone is, the quicker they have children
Mackenzie’s Law is a scientific fact known to humanity since the dawn of time
by Cwilther February 28, 2024
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Mackenzie

Mackenzies are short and pretty. She is smart, funny and weird. She is a really cringey person who likes cringey things and cringey music.
OMG I think that is a Mackenzie she is so gorgeous and adorable. But she has a really flat butt.
by It's me 😉 June 30, 2019
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Mackenzie Wood

A type of person usually made of blonde guys with a weird fixation on sex who are probably racist.

Super tall, and has a few nice personality traits, but that can't make up for how utterly ugly he is.

A Mackenzie Wood can often be found online as well, as they are well known for telling others to kill themselves whilst saying the N-Word

This type of person is most prevalent in high schools, usually around the 16-18 age range
Girl 1: "Ew I think a Mackenzie Wood just passed us"
Girl 2: "EWEWEWEWEW! I feel gross just being near him"
Girl 1: "I know right, he's so ugly"
Mackenzie Wood: "Howya doing ladies?"
Girl 1 and Girl 2: *run away screaming*
by Potential Man April 16, 2024
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Mackenzie

Someone's kitten or maid
by 100wrarawr May 23, 2022
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Mackenzie

She is one of the most sexiest prettiest and nicest girls you will ever meet if you have your self a Mackenzie treat her like a queen she can be a bitch at times but when she's not she is perfect and stunning
I wish I had myself a Mackenzie they are so caring
by big bolly bob September 19, 2019
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