A person that sings in class to the linus and lucy song. Also blocks walkways with chair. Corrects Teacher.
Jason:"Actually Colonel Sanders was a real Colonel that dropped fried chicken from his plane instead of bombs.
Guy:"Oh that must be Jason correcting the teacher"
Guy:"Oh that must be Jason correcting the teacher"
by 69770609 January 27, 2019
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Get the Jasonmug. all jasons are very weird and point out very uncomfortable things in situations. jasons can overthink many things, such as social problems and old friends. Jason’s blurt out things that are unmeaningful, weird, and stupid without thinking.
by JordySlayer January 18, 2020
Get the Jasonmug. Usually is a player put can’t pull any girls you’ll see him simp for girls but nothing ever happens, ego is always as big as their forehead
by Car_Man June 24, 2020
Get the Jasonmug. Jason is a privileged white boy. He thinks he's hot and assumes everyone likes him. He's kinda a rich Fuck boy. He'll end up playing with you.
by Aik0 November 5, 2019
Get the Jasonmug. This fat fuck who waddles, fucking waddles disgustingly with his fat rolls swinging side to side if he were humpty dumpty there would be no pushing him off the wall with the sheer amount of force his rolls have. they'd deflect you right off. he literally shakes the ground, he's the reason the earth is slowly cracking the reason our ozone layer is dissipating right before us that fat fucking disgusting piece of shit deserves nothing on this earth. all he does is flip greasy ass patties that only convey their true effect when we show the way our obesity rates go higher n higher. that fatty does nothing but groan and cry. that fat fuck is the reason nobody can breathe. HE IS THE EARTH NOW. SUCCUMB TO JASON.
by jasonisafatfuck January 15, 2022
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by Jillian jay October 30, 2018
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