clutch

Men(gay) language for “have my kids”

person a: yo, i can clutch in ur mouth

person b: well yes ofc anytime!

by loonaqueenofrap July 19, 2023

Clutch

Damian Lillard

Damian Lillard is the Clutchest player playing right now

by Apfh June 2, 2021

Clutch

When you and your active guild mates die in a guild battle, and the CPUs manage to win the match at the very last moment you think you’re fucked.

I’m going on urban dictionary to change the definition of Clutch

by Gvcd May 16, 2018

Man clutch

The name for those stupid metal (usually aluminum) "wallets" that are supposed to keep identity thieves from stealing your credit card info.

Stupid idiot - "Look at my new metal wallet."
Smart guy - "That's not a wallet, that's a man clutch. Do you store it in your vagina? You're an ass clown."

by stupid_idiot February 6, 2012

Captain Clutch

This is Lion's quarterback Matthew Stafford, the greatest and most clutch qb in the nf;

Did you see matthew staffords comeback against the cowboys? He is called captain clutch for a reason.

by matthew staffords son September 10, 2020

snake clutch

A personal carry all item only used by whoreish females/males when out on the town prowling for intercourse.

- useful for no other purpose

...There's Sheila again with her snake clutch...what a slut

by turbocandy November 28, 2018

Couple clutch

The act of stealing or hitting a lick, A fast in and out mission that contains grabbing a couple items and leaving the scene before getting caught.

I went to the store to buy a pair of sunglasses but I couldn't afford it so I had to couple clutch.

by Mr. Definitioni July 29, 2022