drugs' closet

A closet or small space secretly (or not so secretly) used solely for doing recreational drugs

"Meet me in the drugs' closet in 5"

by Will the real trump pls stand October 28, 2018

Closet monster

Someone who’s in the closet about there gender or sexual orientation and says and does homophobic and/or sexist thing as a means to cover up the fact that there in the closet

Greg calls woman hoes and bitches and refers to gays as faggots

Greg is a closet monster

by Anna K Carey June 28, 2021

closet mama

Secret girlfriend

He told me he wants me for his closet mama. No one can know or his wife might find out.

by Sparky71 January 19, 2018

Closet Walling

Somebody who uses wall hacks / esp in an inconspicuous way, Providing a major advantage without being incredibly obvious.

Teammate : yo this bitch has to be closet walling there is no way he knows what site we at every time
Teammate 2 : yea what a fuckhead

by Whattheyfkcingdhdh May 7, 2020

Potato in the closet

That feeling you get when you so stoned, you a potato in the closet, and that makes sense to you.

Yo my nigga, dat dank doe...I'm a potato in the closet right now.

by National Zanthom October 9, 2014

Closet-tweaker

Someone who is ashamed of doing crystal meth. So they do it in private areas, like a bathroom or closet, all by themselves.

Meth user/addict that uses without anyone knowing.

Closet-tweaker Look at that bitch wiggle, she is a closet tweaker!

by Jilly-Bean November 25, 2018

closet head

A blowjob given inside a closet, usually to hide the act from others.

Dillon says he's straight, but it sounded like he was getting closet head from Matt when I got close.

by Aideoghoi August 12, 2016