December 5th

December 5th is national wear black day!!

Yo I heard on Tik Tok that December 5th is wear black day.

Yeah me too!! Let's do it

by maxweed_14 November 23, 2019

May 5th

Let me lick your asshole day.

Hey bro it’s May 5th, let me lick your asshole

by julianlake May 4, 2022

may 5th

they day you have to let your friend fuck

may 5th

by keldodo May 4, 2022

November 5th

November 5th is @a.a__.2007’s bday go follow her on Instagram and as a bday gift wish her a happy bday 😌😽

In November 5th everyone shall go follow @a.a__.2007 on instagram as a birthday gift. That is my definition of November 5th.

by happy birthday angelyyy 🥺💞 November 2, 2019

May 5th

National Call that one person… that person that came to mind.

Girl:can i call you and tell you everything on my mind good or bad its may 5th.

Boy: ofc just dont sit there with it all bottled up its going to make you go crazy.

by Babby boo May 5, 2022

November the 5th

The day when to much stuff happend. Putin, destiel, navada, dabi, corona, terror.
And people with time difference woke up on november the 6th to this freaking mess of i don't even kniw what to call it

But destiel is canon!

On november the 5th
*Person 1:* have you heard that puton resigned?
*Person 2:* fuck that, have you heard that destiel is canon?
*Person 3:* fuck that and that, have you heard that putin resigned because destiel is finally canon and navada won't count cause dabi became a todoroki and a dead guy won a city election cause this other president was attack by dynamite?
*Person 1:* shit
*Person 2 who is clearly a destiel shipper:* but look at that destiel trending on twitter and tumblr-

by Becky-srs November 6, 2020

April 5th

A national holiday for the best person in this entire world.

Destiny: what did you do for April 5th?
Rylee:sucked dick

by Ryka0904 January 11, 2023