Testicle job

When someone plays with you're balls

Last night Betty gave me a testicle job

by Damen doggy January 20, 2017

Testicle Sniffer

A bruh that acts like a douche bag but not gay

Kevin is acting like a real testicle sniffer demanding the league to update the app

by McBluffin82 November 20, 2020

Hidden Testicle

The act of hiding ones Testicle inside an object, this could be clothing, Weapon or even vehicle. The Hidden testicle will be then Guarded by the Person with the missing Testicle for its dear life whilst the friend, Partner or someone hunts for it. The act is usually done my professionals

KID: Hey Mom?
MOM: Yes dear?
KID: I found Dad's hidden testicle in his jacket, imma bring it to school for show and tell.
DAD: *Slaps kid and re-Hides testicle*
DAD: don't touch my testicle, this is my profession, don't attempt to find it.

by Gullymommy123 December 20, 2021

testicles powered by machine guns

testicles that are powered by machine guns!

his testicles were so fucking strong that they could be powered by machine guns
testicles powered by machine guns are awesome!

by Tower0fdreams January 19, 2025

Testicles

The last place you want to kick a man.

Krystin: Get away from me!

Darryl: Ouch! Why would you kick a man in the testicles? I just wanted to steal your purse.

by Dirty Antwan August 12, 2025

Testicle wrap

When you grab your gigantic nutsack and wrap it around your thigh

Person 1: My balls are so big and are always in the way, what should I do?
Person 2: Just do a testicle wrap, man.

by PissBlaster27 March 31, 2025

testicle joshin

When a guy name Josh touches your testicles; Or when your girlfriend slaps them around and gets your hopes up.

Yeah man… Lindsey has totally been testicle joshin me lately.

by Horse Peen July 3, 2021