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Schedule Terrorist

A World of Warcraft (WoW) player who treats raid nights like sacred rituals carved into stone tablets by ancient raid leaders. They’re the first to say, “Sorry, I can’t—raid night,” with the solemnity of someone canceling a kidney transplant. Meanwhile, your brain surgery, anniversary dinner, or grandma’s funeral is apparently more reschedulable than their Mythic+ keystone run.

These are the people who act like moving a dungeon night is akin to postponing the Olympics. They’ll guilt-trip you for missing a Tuesday night 3-hour boss grind, but conveniently forget they could just, you know… log off.
“rivenz is being a total schedule terrorist again—won’t push raid night even though it’s my grandma’s funeral.
by Naeno April 14, 2025
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H-Terrorist

A person that uses the means of a regular "terrorist," but is extremely bad on average. Known for the use of Severe Sexual Assault and Severe Pedophilia. An extremely bad terrorist, so bad that new words had to be invented to describe them. - To add, the use of Severe Sexual Assault and Severe Pedophilia is one of the back drivers to the coinage of the new word. - The Letter choice of H is a placeholder without any backstory, and interchangable, like A-Terrorist and B-Terrorist.
Those H-Terrorists we witnessed were much worse than just normal criminals.
by Mike A. Albertson October 6, 2024
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crusader terrorist

A Person (usually white) who is proud of colonialism and denounces and denies the fact that it ever harmed anybody. Usually a Right-Wing entitled Young White Guy.
Person 1: Hey man, colonialism hurt a lot of people.
Person 2: No man, it was great. I am proud of it! And they never killed anybody! White is right!
Person 1: OK then, crusader terrorist!
by Fautmumu November 13, 2020
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or the terrorists have won

Basically a perfect excuse to get exactly what you want in life, regardless of circumstances.
Admit you want to have sex with your favourite video game/movie characters or the terrorists have won.
play video games 24/7 and never get a job or the terrorists have won.
set the church on fire or the terrorists have won.
commit the seven deadly sins every single day or the terrorists have won.
burn the holy bible or the terrorists have won.
admit you secretly love listening to guilty pleasure pop songs or the terrorists have won.
admit you secretly love playing Fortnite or the terrorists have won.
join me in worshipping Satan as our lord & savior or the terrorists have won.
Party like a wild animal, get totally wasted and have sex with prostitutes or the terrorists have won.
spend your life savings on sweets, sodas, energy drinks, crisps etc. or the terrorists have won.
by DarkWolfLord666 January 11, 2024
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Stochastic Terrorist

Stochastic Terrorist
Stochastic terrorism is political violence instigated by hostile public leader inciting violence from their followers. The Stochstic Terrorist does not participate in the violence but reaps its rewards.
Stochastic Terrorist
Stochastic terrorism is political violence instigated by hostile public leader inciting violence from their followers. The Stochstic Terrorist does not participate in the violence but reaps its rewards.

Trumplethinskin excoriated the left and others for stealing the 2020 election, he incited his followers to come to the Capitol on January 6th "It's gonna be wild." and told them we'll walk to the capitol together, then drove home to his Whitey House to gleefully watch the ensuing carnage with family members; Dildo Braggins exemplifies stochastic terrorism and should not be allowed to run for *any* office as per Amendment 13 of the Constitution banning traitors.
by jbcoops August 12, 2024
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Terrorist

A person who has done very very bad things. VERY bad things to people or things i guess.
T: joey is a terrorist
J: hey im not i didnt do anything
T: you stole my cookie, two of my cookies you damn terrorist
by hjonkhjonk!! March 12, 2021
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Terrorist ball

A low-possession style of football which is utterly infuriating to watch and play against. It involves playing as defensively and dirty as possible.

If a team playing “terroist-ball” scores, it is only done through counter-attacks.

Generally once a goal is scored, the terrorism team will play with as many defenders as possible, further adding to the frustration of the opposing team and their fans.

Managers who are major proponents of Terrorist-ball include Sean Dyche, Jose Mourinho and Diego Simeone.
He has them playing Terrorist ball. We had 20 shots on target and 85% possession, hell they had two players sent off and the STILL won 1-0
by Rooftophallways November 17, 2023
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