stick a tampon in it

when someone's being a whiny little bitch and they need to stfu

mainly aimed at guys

person : i can't believe this happened im going to die why does the worse stuff happen to the best people
you : stick a tampon in it, loser

by rangas r gross 69 November 20, 2018

Tampons

Term used to describe snobbish or stuck up people.

Let’s get outta here, we don’t need to be around these tampons.

Why’d you call them tampons?

Why? Because they’re both stuck up cunts.

by BigSexy68 July 8, 2021

used tampon

the penis of a cheating husband

"I just cheated on my wife. I'm a used tampon!"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

used tampon

the penis that lacks honor, love, and control - it's a mean, heartless, angry, sad, stingy, hateful penis

"I'll be damned if these people out here have me walking around looking like a used tampon! No. Not today!"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

moving tampon

Also known as a Toyota Celica specifically black 7th gens

Ladi Dadi drives a moving tampon

by J/K November 10, 2013

Fishy tampon

When girls are on their period in the ocean

We were at the beach Susan had a fishy tampon

by The French Whore April 21, 2016

Tampon eater

The type of woman that turns me on

Hey tampon eater. Let's fuck.

by Fuckyou694203 April 14, 2021