When a man inserts his penis into a ladies anus and shoves his balls into her vaginal canal. Then the couple proceeds to walk around attached by the genitals yelling "hitched ya!". The woman is essentially the vehicle hitch and the man is a trailer.
by RascalFreak June 28, 2020
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also called "truck and dog" and "the FULL PACKAGE"
also called "truck and dog" and "the FULL PACKAGE"
i gave that chick the FULL PACKAGE!
she got the FULL PACKAGE!
i semi trailered that biatch!
i got the whole truck and do g in there!
she got the FULL PACKAGE!
i semi trailered that biatch!
i got the whole truck and do g in there!
by [stooge](Zumpo) September 2, 2005
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Trailer Park Nails are usually found on women who want to appear somewhat ghetto but are unwilling to go full in, or in some cases the woman has to work and cannot have a set of Shanequas. Other places TPN can be found are on McDonalds/Hardees/WalMart employees. They usually are painted some variation of pink but can have decals featuring desert scenes, unicorns, Disney characters, etc. They are often seen with nail jewelery and other nail accessories.
Trailer Park Nails are usually found on women who want to appear somewhat ghetto but are unwilling to go full in, or in some cases the woman has to work and cannot have a set of Shanequas. Other places TPN can be found are on McDonalds/Hardees/WalMart employees. They usually are painted some variation of pink but can have decals featuring desert scenes, unicorns, Disney characters, etc. They are often seen with nail jewelery and other nail accessories.
Her: "Sorry honey but I had to cancel your doctors appointment because I had to get my nails done and my mom wouldn't watch the kids again."
Him: "You mean those god awful trailer park nails?"
Her: "Yep, that's them."
Him: "You mean those god awful trailer park nails?"
Her: "Yep, that's them."
by Billy bob blue bait September 15, 2010
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Uncle Jim Bob was blowing me in the back of the trailer park when I came in his mouth and he gave me a trailer trash shotgun!
by Landbdhfjdjdndb November 17, 2019
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"Dude that chick gave me a Minnesota Trailer Hitch last night, I think it may have blown up bloodcells in my dick!"
"Why didn't you say sooner?! I'll grab the ice!"
"Why didn't you say sooner?! I'll grab the ice!"
by TrailerHitched January 23, 2016
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Made by every white male who has ever been on public assistance, lived in a trailer, enjoyed NASCAR, smoked weed, banged a cousin, worn a mullet, drank Budweiser, or can identify in any other way with Joe Dirt. That's damn near all of us.
Made by every white male who has ever been on public assistance, lived in a trailer, enjoyed NASCAR, smoked weed, banged a cousin, worn a mullet, drank Budweiser, or can identify in any other way with Joe Dirt. That's damn near all of us.
by Brilliantjackass April 28, 2011
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I went to middle school with this guy who showed up every day with the same sleeveless Megadeth shirt on with unkempt hair, and he had the most glorious trailer park tan that I had ever seen. Even a power washer couldn't clean him up.
by EasyNCheesy July 11, 2020
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