Adj. can be used as a noun.
Moronic people who live in cities/towns with little to no knowledge of practical life skills. Usually incapable of surviving on their own. Not used to physical labor or outdoors, yet have large egoes and superiority complexes, considering themselves better than non-townies.
word originates in rural southern Illinois.
Moronic people who live in cities/towns with little to no knowledge of practical life skills. Usually incapable of surviving on their own. Not used to physical labor or outdoors, yet have large egoes and superiority complexes, considering themselves better than non-townies.
word originates in rural southern Illinois.
(townie) "Hey can you tell me where they grow chocolate milk
cows?"
(non-townie) "You dumb ass townie."
cows?"
(non-townie) "You dumb ass townie."
by Boxycolt6 September 12, 2011
Get the Towniemug. That special time of year when college kids, crackheads, and high school dropouts alike ban together to celebrate their degeneracy. Includes all loose behavior, such as throwing up in the bar, peeing in the middle of the street, stealing traffic cones, and any other loose behavior.
Friend one; "Jim is really taking part in townie season this year"
Friend two; "Last night he blacked out and punched a hole in the wall before falling asleep face down on the couch, kids loose."
Friend two; "Last night he blacked out and punched a hole in the wall before falling asleep face down on the couch, kids loose."
by sg1234 October 15, 2018
Get the townie seasonmug. Dense Suburban “cute” town with a upscale charming downtown setting with tons of restaurants, breweries, wine tasting rooms, art galleries, pastry shops, cocktail bars. The New York of New Jersey but nicer and charming with a sense of community: Cranford-Westfield-Summit-Millburn. Townie Town refers to more than just a town you live in but the feeling it of community and connection it brings.
I love living in a townie town! There’s so much to do in downtown! You can grab your coffee and pastry and sit on a bench in the circle under the clock with the passing sounds of the train. (This is more than just any town with a train. The feeling is more like being on a movie set)
by Zenlife July 10, 2022
Get the townie townmug. Some absolute goon who hangs around the tescos with his scooter mates scaring nans half to death
usually seen with some adidas or nike manbag
think they’re a roadman or somet then won’t scrap with anyone
usually seen with some adidas or nike manbag
think they’re a roadman or somet then won’t scrap with anyone
by Squatlemur77 October 15, 2020
Get the Towniemug. Small town midwesterners that gather in large groups, who have no boundaries, but are often very friendly people.
Townies often consume lots of trulys, hangout at Walmarts and see college towns as sprawling urban jungles.
When at college townies gather together to form fake household families, that often result in numerous petty family feuds.
Townies also try to keep track of how many days they have been sober, as they lose track of their consumption of trulys & busch lattes.
Townies often consume lots of trulys, hangout at Walmarts and see college towns as sprawling urban jungles.
When at college townies gather together to form fake household families, that often result in numerous petty family feuds.
Townies also try to keep track of how many days they have been sober, as they lose track of their consumption of trulys & busch lattes.
by Neverforget01 September 11, 2021
Get the Towniemug. by Andretti Meeks May 15, 2019
Get the Towniemug. Person who never left town and still tends to have the same life they had during high school, except they are now attending the town's community college for more than two years and counting. Tend to have low self esteem and are highly critical of anyone who did leave town.
Maria still lives at home and has been attending the University of Mooney for over five years, she is such a Townie!
by Hester Adams July 20, 2008
Get the Towniemug.