Dickheads who attend the school located in St Albans, Hertfordshire, Townsend Church of England School. They are snot curdling cunts and they lie and cheat about everything. Place is mingin and wouldn’t recommend your child going there!!!
by suckurmum001 March 29, 2022
At the end of the day it isnt what kind of music you listen to or what kind of clothes you wear.
If your walking down the street and somebody who just so happens to be wearing a burberry hat shouts comments at you, its not beacause they are a towny, because at the end of the day you have to realise that they are the worthless peices of shit not townie.
It'snot because they are a twony and thats what all you wet people out there have to understand. Bcause people listen to R and B, garage whatever doesnt mean that they are townies, or just beacuse they like nike and adidas and dont want to blow their money on real burberry so maybe all u lot shud get your facts right.
If your walking down the street and somebody who just so happens to be wearing a burberry hat shouts comments at you, its not beacause they are a towny, because at the end of the day you have to realise that they are the worthless peices of shit not townie.
It'snot because they are a twony and thats what all you wet people out there have to understand. Bcause people listen to R and B, garage whatever doesnt mean that they are townies, or just beacuse they like nike and adidas and dont want to blow their money on real burberry so maybe all u lot shud get your facts right.
by nadia March 23, 2004
Small town midwesterners that gather in large groups, who have no boundaries, but are often very friendly people.
Townies often consume lots of trulys, hangout at Walmarts and see college towns as sprawling urban jungles.
When at college townies gather together to form fake household families, that often result in numerous petty family feuds.
Townies also try to keep track of how many days they have been sober, as they lose track of their consumption of trulys & busch lattes.
Townies often consume lots of trulys, hangout at Walmarts and see college towns as sprawling urban jungles.
When at college townies gather together to form fake household families, that often result in numerous petty family feuds.
Townies also try to keep track of how many days they have been sober, as they lose track of their consumption of trulys & busch lattes.
by Neverforget01 September 12, 2021
In the US, townies are a variety of resident of Massachusetts (which they will often refer to as “the Commonwealth” — e.g., “I couldn’t find an open packy in the whole Commonwealth”). Closely related to the “Masshole,” townies are often found in places like Revere and Chelmsford (only Wellesley is wholly townie-free). The townie is extremely proud of his Massachusetts parochialism and may not know that the Berkshires exist.
If the townie attends college at all, it is most likely the state college in his hometown (e.g., Bridgewatah State), which the townie will often refer to as “13th grade.” Despite the townie college experience involving being reunited with one’s high school chums, the townie will typically drop out mid-second semestah, whereupon he will most often pursue a life of “landscapin’ in the summah and snowplowin’ in the wintah,” often in pahtnahship with high school chums.
The townie hyperbolically enjoys Boston sports and vacations exclusively in Hyannis, which, despite its connections to the Kennedy family, is mostly strip malls and Super 8s.
Notable examples of townies include the entire Affleck family.
Townies have been depicted in media in “Beautiful Girls,” on “SNL” by J. Fallon and R. Dratch, and most famously in “Good Will Hunting,” the “Citizen Kane” of townieism (with Ben Affleck giving an Oscah-worthy performance as Ben Affleck).
Townies and Dunkin’ Donuts have a complex symbiotic relationship that Hahvuhd sociologists are still unable to explain.
If the townie attends college at all, it is most likely the state college in his hometown (e.g., Bridgewatah State), which the townie will often refer to as “13th grade.” Despite the townie college experience involving being reunited with one’s high school chums, the townie will typically drop out mid-second semestah, whereupon he will most often pursue a life of “landscapin’ in the summah and snowplowin’ in the wintah,” often in pahtnahship with high school chums.
The townie hyperbolically enjoys Boston sports and vacations exclusively in Hyannis, which, despite its connections to the Kennedy family, is mostly strip malls and Super 8s.
Notable examples of townies include the entire Affleck family.
Townies have been depicted in media in “Beautiful Girls,” on “SNL” by J. Fallon and R. Dratch, and most famously in “Good Will Hunting,” the “Citizen Kane” of townieism (with Ben Affleck giving an Oscah-worthy performance as Ben Affleck).
Townies and Dunkin’ Donuts have a complex symbiotic relationship that Hahvuhd sociologists are still unable to explain.
“My uncle once saw Whitey Bulger in the Dunky by the packy — the one that’s always filled with townies.”
by Maladroit1 May 11, 2025
Person who never left town and still tends to have the same life they had during high school, except they are now attending the town's community college for more than two years and counting. Tend to have low self esteem and are highly critical of anyone who did leave town.
Maria still lives at home and has been attending the University of Mooney for over five years, she is such a Townie!
by Hester Adams October 04, 2007
Adj. can be used as a noun.
Moronic people who live in cities/towns with little to no knowledge of practical life skills. Usually incapable of surviving on their own. Not used to physical labor or outdoors, yet have large egoes and superiority complexes, considering themselves better than non-townies.
word originates in rural southern Illinois.
Moronic people who live in cities/towns with little to no knowledge of practical life skills. Usually incapable of surviving on their own. Not used to physical labor or outdoors, yet have large egoes and superiority complexes, considering themselves better than non-townies.
word originates in rural southern Illinois.
(townie) "Hey can you tell me where they grow chocolate milk
cows?"
(non-townie) "You dumb ass townie."
cows?"
(non-townie) "You dumb ass townie."
by Boxycolt6 September 12, 2011
A person who lives in the same community their entire life or the vast majority of their life. Generally, refers to individuals who reside in a smaller city or the suburbs.
Some characteristics of townies include:
-Hangout with their high school friends
-Enjoy checking out the “new local joint”
-Scoff at places they’ve never been
-‘Big fish in a small pond’ mentality
Some characteristics of townies include:
-Hangout with their high school friends
-Enjoy checking out the “new local joint”
-Scoff at places they’ve never been
-‘Big fish in a small pond’ mentality
by Buttermilk Babe May 29, 2021