Won-Ton Cowboy Hat

When a woman's vagina your head and neck whole getting a Chinese massage.
Man she climbed on the table, started rubbing my back & gave me a Won-Ton Cowboy Hat.
by Lib-Lab June 9, 2017
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Sack Ton

On moving day, when my friend saw all the boxes he had to help he said " that is a sack ton son. "
by Captain Winki July 6, 2016
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Denil Ton

someone who does mental things, someone who is a "Denil Ton" means they have 0 clue of how to act in public and they sometimes don't even know how to tie their own shoelaces. In summary, a retarded person.
Look at that idiot, His name is probably "Denil Ton"
by anonymous September 13, 2022
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When somebody get absolutely manhandled to the point of near death.
So Jake got The old nine ton slap' la dap yesterday his funeral will be next month.

Mason is currently about to release The old nine ton slap' la dap no one in his vicinity will survive not even the children.
by -UnderscoreFresh- January 5, 2019
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Ton

The weight of Alex’s mom.
Oh shit, Alex baby! I weigh as much as a car!

Ton = The wait for Alex’s mom
by Psychos! September 18, 2020
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Fuck ton of cum

The normal amount of cum created through sexual reproduction or masturbation.
Jimmy why is there a fuck ton of cum on your bed sheets?
by JohnCena.memez September 24, 2018
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Fuck ton

Term of measurement describing a large quantity of a singular item. See also: fuck load
by Denise.Jean17 February 27, 2024
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