Retard thunder

When someone goes full retard during sexual intercourse

Sara: “How was sleeping with Jacob last night”
Jessica: “He was awesome especially when he released his almighty retard thunder!”

by Jesus Chris December 5, 2017

The Thunder Monkeys

A comedic punk band based out of Georgia.

“Bro, I hate The Thunder Monkeys”
“Me too”

by dickdickpoopoo August 4, 2020

Thunder Puppet

A vehicle known for terrorizing trails in Johnson Valley and accomplishing unthinkable feats. All while simultaneously flopping on it's side and taking naps without notice.

Yo! that Thunder Puppet just crushed that poor kids Toyota?

by Lord Farquaad1 February 12, 2020

redneck thunder

(noun) When you think you hear thunder but you see no lightning and realize that it was just the engine of a large jacked-up truck. This happens commonly in the south.

(hears crackling sound) "Whoa!" "We should get out of the pool man, it must be storming. "

"Nah man, it's just redneck thunder, a bunch of people are headed to the mud bog. "

"Ah ok, we're fine then."

by guyinredshirt June 27, 2014

Gym Thunder

When someone at the gym drops a load of weights suddenly, usually in a machine, causing a deafening sound to occur. A common phenomenon and most people try to act like they are not bothered.

I don't know if that guy is trying really hard or just being annoying because that was some serious gym thunder.

by Bonzai_ February 7, 2015

Thunder Jug

Toilet

After several drinks Jerry had to go use the Thunder Jug to relieve himself.

by Nice guy Jerry January 7, 2019

Thunder Docking

2 or more males are only wearing socks. They shuffle their socks on the carpet and touch their erect penises to create a static shock between the tips.

Me and my bro are totally Thunder Docking later after we do a 3 hour workout at the gym!

by Blueish-Yellow Mario July 21, 2023