A group of exceptionally good looking university students who lend their exemplary smarts to teaching an entire course in a short session to those who need or want help, donating all proceeds to sustainable development in South America. These examples of physical perfection give hours of their time slaving on powerpoint to instill a semester's learning into a single session, there only reward being the incredibly low scores they receive for all their hard work.
Jim: Have you studied for the econ final tomorrow?
Jack: Nope, but I went to the SOS session, those stunningly attractive tutors taught me all I needed to know
Jim: Students Offering Support? That's far too legit to quit, how did you reward them for their time donated?
Jack: I gave the tutors the lowest possible score and wrote jibberish in the comments section
Jim: Wow, you're a dick!
Jack: Yup!
Jack: Nope, but I went to the SOS session, those stunningly attractive tutors taught me all I needed to know
Jim: Students Offering Support? That's far too legit to quit, how did you reward them for their time donated?
Jack: I gave the tutors the lowest possible score and wrote jibberish in the comments section
Jim: Wow, you're a dick!
Jack: Yup!
by PissedOffTutor April 29, 2012
Get the Students Offering Supportmug. Petrie's the Dutch Student, learning the ropes of the atomic age, a fresh face in a world of giants.
Example of how it's used in a sentence:
Person 1: Who's that Dutch Student in Oppenheimer?
Person 2: Petrie Willink as Dutch Student in Oppenheimer, fresh on the atomic scene dude!
Person 1: Who's that Dutch Student in Oppenheimer?
Person 2: Petrie Willink as Dutch Student in Oppenheimer, fresh on the atomic scene dude!
by courtofowls September 5, 2023
Get the Petrie Willink as Dutch Studentmug. by Blazeair June 19, 2022
Get the Studentingmug. He/she saw blue, purple, orange, pink, and green students of color. Their hair was in indescribable colors.
by Solid Mantis December 4, 2020
Get the Students of colormug. by I Like To Define Words March 16, 2022
Get the Students loungemug. A bunch of trash talking kids. Whom only get opportunities and succeed if they are dickheads and dress like dumpsters. The students are narrow-minded and refuse to accept different or any ideas because they cannot form their own. Hoosac Valley is definition torture and the students faces are even worse. PS: They are trash at sports.
Jan: “Oh you’re a Hoosac Valley Student, I didn’t know you were a dumpster fire.”
Fred: “Of course that’s how I got in!”
Fred: “Of course that’s how I got in!”
by NotSoTrashy October 21, 2021
Get the Hoosac Valley Studentmug. When the hallways are clogged like a fat man's arteries and nobody will get the fuck out of your way, so you hold a binder or backpack out in front of you and plow through everyone. Sometimes you don't need a binder or backpack, just your own pissed off self.
Friend: How did you get to class so early? Those dipshits are always standing around in the halls like herds of sheep.
Me: I just did a little student bowling.
Friend: Awesome.
Me: I just did a little student bowling.
Friend: Awesome.
by Blitzqueen August 20, 2014
Get the student bowlingmug.