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Starfishing

Verb. Used to describe a Starfisher actively hunting for the Muddy Starfish.

A Starfisher is often muddy when seen by daylight having pur forth their best efforts since the crack of dawn. They steele themselves with a rock hard determination to erect themselves amongst their peers as a competent Starfisher. They Starfish to hunt the Muddy Starfish, a morsel quite difficult to poach despite any Starfishers best efforts. Upon sight of a Starfish, he will do his best to examine the animal to the best of his ability, often conducting visual and often oral examinations of the starfish doing his best not to spook it. This is because Starfish are quite contained and shy creatures by nature, often choosing to emit a stench laden secretion in order to protect itself and seem less appetizing to larger prey, often fleeing at first site of a Starfisher in their natural habitat. It is quite hard to catch a starfish, and as an old adage goes, a caught starfish was willing to be caught.

The closer cousin, the Aggressive Muddy Starfish is however quite a different animal. It pres exclusively on its lesser kin and as a general rule is avoided by a seasoned Starfisher. This is due to their penchant to bite and scratch when attacked or orientated upside down. This starfish requires special CDC authorized gear to handle safely, quickly escalating its microaggressions into full temper tantrums.
Starfishers are a snotty bunch who maybe undeservedly have a crappy job, but they sure dont take it in stride when Starfishing!
by Willius Kensington Clarksbury November 19, 2019
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coughing starfish

The expelling of a mixture of gases through the rectum as a result of the digestion process.
In response to Seth's pugnant flatulance, Doug said, "shut that coughing starfish up already!"
by Scariest October 30, 2009
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Brown starfish

After fisting someone’s asshole, you pull your hand out and smack their ass with an open hand ⭐️

Very common to leave immediately after.
I gave Patrick a brown starfish and then left him handcuffed to his bed.
by B&B2021 July 24, 2021
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starfish

Having no brain. Slang for being dumb.
Why am I being a starfish over simple things?

Stop being a starfish and answer the problem already!
by Keikeikeikeikei April 6, 2022
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starfish stamp

When the anus gently kisses an unsuspecting surface.
That mark ass trick, I'm going to starfish stamp his ass!
by skunkstunk February 13, 2025
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Pokin starfish

Male who enjoys “pokin starfish” is a man who enjoys sticking his penis in buttholes. Depriving from the termchocolate starfish” in other words low key for saying gay guy!
Girl: that guy is cute,how do you know him?
Other girl: from work and he like “pokin starfish

Girl: ohh I guess I should have guessed. He reminds me of my friend Cheyne!
by Kristypatty February 25, 2020
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Kentucky Starfish

1.) A particular breed of Southern Kentucky asshole.

2.) The best sphincter you've seen all day.
3.) A butthole that is of Remy Lecroix or Shia LaBeouf status.
4.)Anything that is the cremé da la cremé may be referred to as The Kentucky Starfish
Wow, I'd tongue-punch that Kentucky Starfish!

Well isn't that an adorable Kentucky Starfish?

Honey!, Look at that Kentucky Starfish.

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by BoxBuster October 4, 2015
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