slippery guadalupe

an incredibly difficult, and technical Ice dancing trick first invented by dick button in 1651. When the trick was first shown to crowds people literally imploded with amazement causing several small black holes that would eventually swallow the small island of lesbos. When asked for a comment dick button replied "thats how i fucking roll. I was just prancing around one day and i thought hey i want to make people loose their shit...so the slippery guadalupe was born. Better recognize!!"

This is the russian ice dancer sergei vehajdblsalfgyzzz. He just nailed the triple axel and oh my goodness could he be going for it? Yes it's the slippery guadalupe!!! may the gods have mercy on us all. (Enter implosions and black holes)

by touch my dick button February 19, 2010

slippery hands

When ur partner in sex pees on their hands and jerks you off afterwards

Last night I was with this girl and she did slippery hands on me

by Your boy boy boy May 15, 2016

slippery slope

when a guy has sex and cums while shitting on a children's slide and then urinates on the slide. then the girl slides down the slide naked and the guy fucks her in her cum, shit, piss covered ass and then in her vagina

my girlfriend and i performed a slippery slope on her little brother's toy slide.

by oh sheila December 20, 2007

slippery eel

1. The act of having anal sex while using WD-40 as a lubricant.

1. Nigel just got finished giving Clyde a slippery eel in the men's bathroom in the high school.

by Garthhh October 24, 2005

slippery cactus

A slang word for defining a juicy excited vag that lacks a razor blade for approximately 5 to 10 days, after that you have bush my friends. This is commonly found amongst the dirty gypsy girls nestled in the surrounding hills of the greater Lake Tahoe basin,

Lets go to Past times and see if we can find some slippery cactus.

by bignblack December 4, 2010

Slippery Uncle

When a random nearby object is lubed up and shoved up the anus.

1: Did you hear about johnny?
2: Nah, what about johnny?
1: He was at jens house and jens big brother gave him a slippery uncle!!
2: Ahhh No way!!! do you know what was used?
1: hmm... since theyre remodeling there house it was either a 2x4 or a piece of tile.... maybe a drill... im not sure.

by Ink Slinger December 2, 2011

Slippery Bum

Someone who is slippery, smooth, and can slip through your fingers quickly. Good in any situation.

We're trying to turn Black Barrier into a slippery bum so he doesn't die. -Nicor

by Syphonics October 7, 2008