shrek on the deck

The meme equivalent of elf on the shelf. Shrek is one LIT onion, if you get what we're saying. :L

EXTRA THICC BOI!!!!

You've heard of elf on the shelf...
Naaaaaaaaah, boi, it's all about Shrek on the DECK!!!!

by History is Lit Fam November 27, 2017

Shrek Saber

Most commonly called a lightsaber, but its a shrek saber.

it will probe your buttocks and you will feel like its never ogre, you will pray to shrek

shrek is love shrek is life.

many Female people like to use the Shrek saber to feel pleasure and happines.

I used a shrek saber to feel pleasure, now i dont want it to be ogre

by FL4KST3R June 7, 2022

What the shrek

Shrek is the best animated character from Disney, and now a parcialy dead meme. Little do the public know that it can be used as an alternative to swearing!

What the Shrek

Shrek my asshole

Your such a shrekhole

Why did you Shrek on my homework Deborah

by Yourgaygrandauntmeridith March 29, 2019

Shrek Toes

The sexiest, hottest, toes you will ever find. They are green and shreky and just perfect. (The Left one is the best) they are great for sucking and just the best thing if you want to have a good time. If you have Shrek Toes you should be very grateful. Take good care of them so they look sexier. Shrek Toes are the best example of the word "Shrekxy"

Donkey: Wow your toes are perfect!

Shrek: Yea that's cause they're Shrek Toes

by shreks.left.toe October 8, 2019

Shrek Offender

A beast with an extremely large penis, developed by Jews, alongside Adolf Drippler.

God damn that man must be a Shrek Offender, look at his massive penis!

by Daddy Hydra February 9, 2021

SHREK EARS

Deformity to the ears caused by wearing your Covid-19 mask too tight around your ears. This deforms your ears into little cones like "Shrek Ears."

Billy's head is so big that every mask he tries on gives him "Shrek Ears."

by The Toilet Terrorist June 25, 2020

Shrek empire

Shrek is god everyone knows that, that's why he has an empire

Friend:Broo,you remember when we visited Shrek empire?
Me:Bro,you high right now?
Friend:yes.

by CheezChips June 26, 2022