by KingDoucheCanoe January 28, 2018
(noun)
1. Shit: /ʃɪt/ (shɪp)
2. Fuck: /fʌk/ (dʌk)
1. The highest form of insult, surpassing all other forms of derogatory remarks or gestures. It is used to describe
individuals who are considered to be the lowest form of scum or human excrement, exhibiting disgraceful behaviour, extreme stupidity or ignorance.
2. The only legitimate replacement when the word ‘cunt’ just isn’t severe enough.
3. It can also be used to refer to the worst possible situation or circumstances imaginable, indicating a highly unfavourable or distressing state.
1. Shit: /ʃɪt/ (shɪp)
2. Fuck: /fʌk/ (dʌk)
1. The highest form of insult, surpassing all other forms of derogatory remarks or gestures. It is used to describe
individuals who are considered to be the lowest form of scum or human excrement, exhibiting disgraceful behaviour, extreme stupidity or ignorance.
2. The only legitimate replacement when the word ‘cunt’ just isn’t severe enough.
3. It can also be used to refer to the worst possible situation or circumstances imaginable, indicating a highly unfavourable or distressing state.
1. 'After his offensively stupid remarks, the Prime Minister was therefore referred to as a shit-fuck until the end of days.'
2. 'The company's decision to lay off all its employees was a shit-fuck for the entire workforce.'
3. 'This week has just been a complete shit-fuck. Every member of staff was laid off today because the repugnant shit-fucks in government completely shit-fucked the UK economy.'
4. 'The UK Governments approach to politics was an absolute shit-fuck.'
5. 'Nobody knew which way to vote because both Conservative and Labour leaders were complete shit-fucks. The UK
was basically paddling up shit-creek, on a dildo shaped powder keg, with only it's tears for lube.'
2. 'The company's decision to lay off all its employees was a shit-fuck for the entire workforce.'
3. 'This week has just been a complete shit-fuck. Every member of staff was laid off today because the repugnant shit-fucks in government completely shit-fucked the UK economy.'
4. 'The UK Governments approach to politics was an absolute shit-fuck.'
5. 'Nobody knew which way to vote because both Conservative and Labour leaders were complete shit-fucks. The UK
was basically paddling up shit-creek, on a dildo shaped powder keg, with only it's tears for lube.'
by Aceof5pades June 28, 2024
when you have truly fucked up
by littlepeeweedick November 30, 2019
Building a Project: If you need 10 days to finish a project, plan for 12-13 days to account for Fuck Shit Tax.
Cooking for a Party: If you need 50 servings of food, make enough for 60 just in case someone spills or guests bring extra friends.
Event Planning: If your event starts at 6 PM and you need an hour to set up, arrive 90 minutes early to handle any setup surprises.
Buying Supplies: If you need 20 materials for a job, buy 25 in case of defects or accidental damage.
Traveling to the Airport: If your flight is at 3 PM and it takes 30 minutes to get there, leave an hour ahead to handle traffic or other random delays.
Cooking for a Party: If you need 50 servings of food, make enough for 60 just in case someone spills or guests bring extra friends.
Event Planning: If your event starts at 6 PM and you need an hour to set up, arrive 90 minutes early to handle any setup surprises.
Buying Supplies: If you need 20 materials for a job, buy 25 in case of defects or accidental damage.
Traveling to the Airport: If your flight is at 3 PM and it takes 30 minutes to get there, leave an hour ahead to handle traffic or other random delays.
by FALQA October 17, 2024
A bad ass mentality for a bad ass person. This person can go through hell and back and still be the coolest mf you know
Person 1: “I’ve pitched the whole game, my elbow hurts”
Person 2: “Suck it up and Fuck shit up bro!”
Person 2: “Suck it up and Fuck shit up bro!”
by Cgaudio10 January 07, 2023
by ö~ö June 18, 2024